As a noble hare you are well respected, adored even. The opposite sex finds you irresistible; you are quite the charmer. In addition to being a lover, however, you are also a philosopher. You are deeply familiar with the mysteries of this world, and so you are a great resource for advice.

He is an old school dictator indeed! Genghis Khan made being a dictator cool before "dictator" was even a word!

You are a pirate! Yes, piracy IS a felony. You board ships, take prisoners, and drink rum! The life of the pirate is one of fun and adventure. Enjoy yourself!

Nobody knows who invited you to the party, or if you even were invited. But, you are here now, and you are drinking the beer, trying to hook up with someone, and generally being sketchy. We have to respect you for being that guy.

You aren't an alcoholic; you just like to drink. You really like drinking. It's a hobby! Having hobbies is healthy. Life shouldn't be all work. Raise a glass to yourself, and enjoy another drink!

Your in love. It's adorable; it's almost sickening. You and your lover look at each other like you two are the only people in the world. When you two aren't together, you think of each other, and yearn for the next meeting.