Throughout high school Dave, Greg and I always pondered who would kick whos ass in a fight. I think it was accepted, it would be a good throw down between me and dave. If greg had jumped in, his ass would get beat. Sad part is, Im fat and lazy (I think Dave is too), and well, Greg is freakin ripped. oh how the tables have turned. With all that said, Dr. Lam is still the man.
Dave and I go back to the 7th grade
when we were dorks at Takoma Park.
Then we graduated and became super
dorks at Blair for high school.
Afterwards, we went our separate ways
until last year when we became cool
dorks at med school. Now, DLam lives
in the apartment above me and is my
internet provider. He also provides
frequent distractions by blasting his
music and stomping on the floor. We
like to share trash on mutual friends and
acquaintances. I even have gossip
about Dave, but I can't share it here
because he also has trash on me.
Mutual blackmail. Despite his new-
found inner tube, Dave is a cool guy with
a girly side that I'm sure most girls would
appreciate. Watch out for when he has
coxsackie virus though. Don't wanna
be catching any of that from him.
Lam likes to have his face drawn on
with red permanent marker. He is my
#1/only online fan. I tolerate him as
a friend for this reason, even though
he trusts Alex driving drunk more than
me driving sober.
Lamp0st: i'm always mean, judgemental,
and superficial
*****this was not fabricated...I
thought the world should be
enlightened as to who DLam really
is*****
wut more can u say?? the Lamster comes
at u with that white coat and its game
time. Cant nobody do the sensitive
thing like lamonster. Hes scoping u
and checkin how fast he makes ur heart
beat at the same time. This dudes a
real talent. big ups to the DOC!
I've known Lam since freshman
orientation at UMCP, and we've been
through a ton together since - so many
of my college memories revolve around
some adventure or another with him.
I'll never forget the time we got
locked out of his house and then had
to break in like fugitives through the
upstairs window, or the unsuccessful
attempt to auction him off on Yahoo,
haha. We sat next to each other in G-
chem, and then again at the MCATs...
and now we're even trudging through
med school in parallel in the same
city. He's a great friend and a rare
kind of person - lots of fun to talk
to, thoughtful, and always up for
aimless wandering or chatting about
anything. He also has a really high-
pitched giggle and is an unbelievably
thorough dishwasher. He was born to
be a doctor and he's a total mother at
heart, having adopted both a hamster
and a cactus in his prime nurturing
days. He is unparalleled in his
appreciation for corny jokes, and is
the dweebiest drunk I know. Who else
would call at 2:00 am some blubbering
mess to quiz me on cranial nerves and
neural tube defects? I highly
recommend this one as a keeper, ladies.
dave is the master gameplan maker.
for every new class in med school, he
makes at least 10 new gameplans to
keep him on track. he's so focused on
school that he even gets territorial
when people try to snag some space on
his perch during lecture. he told me
once that he would share his space
with me, but i think that's a tease,
just like when he offered me his
jacket and later decided it was too
cold to give to me.
when we were dorks at Takoma Park.
Then we graduated and became super
dorks at Blair for high school.
Afterwards, we went our separate ways
until last year when we became cool
dorks at med school. Now, DLam lives
in the apartment above me and is my
internet provider. He also provides
frequent distractions by blasting his
music and stomping on the floor. We
like to share trash on mutual friends and
acquaintances. I even have gossip
about Dave, but I can't share it here
because he also has trash on me.
Mutual blackmail. Despite his new-
found inner tube, Dave is a cool guy with
a girly side that I'm sure most girls would
appreciate. Watch out for when he has
coxsackie virus though. Don't wanna
be catching any of that from him.
with red permanent marker. He is my
#1/only online fan. I tolerate him as
a friend for this reason, even though
he trusts Alex driving drunk more than
me driving sober.
even randomized controlled double
blind placebo trials.
and superficial
*****this was not fabricated...I
thought the world should be
enlightened as to who DLam really
is*****
at u with that white coat and its game
time. Cant nobody do the sensitive
thing like lamonster. Hes scoping u
and checkin how fast he makes ur heart
beat at the same time. This dudes a
real talent. big ups to the DOC!
know what that means, ladies....*wink,
wink*...
orientation at UMCP, and we've been
through a ton together since - so many
of my college memories revolve around
some adventure or another with him.
I'll never forget the time we got
locked out of his house and then had
to break in like fugitives through the
upstairs window, or the unsuccessful
attempt to auction him off on Yahoo,
haha. We sat next to each other in G-
chem, and then again at the MCATs...
and now we're even trudging through
med school in parallel in the same
city. He's a great friend and a rare
kind of person - lots of fun to talk
to, thoughtful, and always up for
aimless wandering or chatting about
anything. He also has a really high-
pitched giggle and is an unbelievably
thorough dishwasher. He was born to
be a doctor and he's a total mother at
heart, having adopted both a hamster
and a cactus in his prime nurturing
days. He is unparalleled in his
appreciation for corny jokes, and is
the dweebiest drunk I know. Who else
would call at 2:00 am some blubbering
mess to quiz me on cranial nerves and
neural tube defects? I highly
recommend this one as a keeper, ladies.
for every new class in med school, he
makes at least 10 new gameplans to
keep him on track. he's so focused on
school that he even gets territorial
when people try to snag some space on
his perch during lecture. he told me
once that he would share his space
with me, but i think that's a tease,
just like when he offered me his
jacket and later decided it was too
cold to give to me.