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      • jan
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      • sweet jesus girl, when will i see you
        again? yeah, we all need mary.
      • Lady
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      • Best DJ ever.
      • Anna
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      • i really wish mary was my mom. maybe
        she'd adopt me.
      • Pal
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      • During one of my "run really far away
        and see if they'll follow" games, Mary
        broke the record and actually won.
        How, you may ask? Kielbasa. BBQ
        grill. Bark!!
      • Mike
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      • Out on the streets, that's where we'll
        meet. You make the night, I always
        cross the line. Tightened our belts,
        abuse ourselves, get in our way, we'll
        put you on your shelf. Another day,
        some other way, we're gonna go but
        then we'll see you again. I've had
        enough, we've had enough. Cold in
        vain, she said, "I knew right from the
        beginning that you would end up
        winnin'. I knew right from the start
        you'd put an arrow through my heart."
        Round and round, with love we'll find
        a way just give it time. Round and
        round - what comes around goes
        around.
      • Adam
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      • Hooray! I'm so happy Mary added me
        to her friend list. Mary is VERY
        selective in her choices of friends,
        I'm glad I make the grade. I like to
        imagine her coolness rubs off onto
        me a little but I'm probably dreaming.
        I'm also proud to say I own one of the
        two copies of her first album "Donna
        Parker" which is still in my regular
        rotation.
      • Mr. Fist
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      • I like Mary. She gets all of my jokes.
        And she reminds me of my Godmother in a
        really great way. Oh yeah. Mary. She's
        awesome.
      • Frauline Fist
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      • i first met mary about 15 years ago when we
        were both thoroughly enjoying our first jobs
        as work tools for a lame woman's clothing
        company. the reign of teenage terror that
        followed is legendary - we WERE the two
        girls that everyone's mother warned them
        about! and as for those lame suburban girls
        who's mothers wouldn't let them hang out
        with us because we were bad influences,
        assuring them that doing drugs, fooling
        around with boys, and hitch hiking was
        dangerous and wasn't going to make them
        cool? i thumb my nose at thee, because you
        are all married to the same dumbasses you
        dated in highschool and working at the
        grocery store, and mary and i are still the
        cool kids! shouldn't have listened to your
        moms... mary rools the school - glad i found
        her again. :)
      • Deb
      • Posted
      • Mary is like fondue, very tasty,
        capable of entertaining an intelligent
        crowd, cheesy in a refined way and a
        little bit bad for you if you overdo
        it. Just don't poke her with one of
        those little forks, 'cause she'll give
        you a fat lip.
      • Dan
      • Posted
      • ham on rye is also a favorite book of
        mine...holy shit we got alot in common.

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