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this is how i look when i want to feel cool..
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"YO I HAVENT BEEN ON FRIENDSTER IN 12 MONTHS! and it still sucks!"
"I'm an easy going dude, but if you fuck with my mama...im not going to go easy on you at all. Infact, I plan to go hard on..."
More about Victor
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More About Victor
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Schools (Other):
St. Helena Grammar School Edison NJ, St. Joseph High School Metuchen NJ, Fordham University NY/NY, New York Film Academy
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College/University:
Fordham University, Attended 2001 - 2005, Class of 2005, Bachelor's Degree, Philosophy/Film/Women's Studies
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Occupation:
Comedienne? Director, Editor, Screenwriter, Cantor
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Affiliations:
Therefore Productions
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Hobbies and Interests:
Ladies in Yellow, Living with that sleepy idiot, scriptwriting, bouncy balls, BONEROW!
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Favorite Books:
His Dark Materials, Dude you're Obscure, Amphigorey- Edward Gorey, sexing the cherry, happy new year, Any written down about or by tina fey, Nietzsche, WittgensteinER, Zizek, those two things i read by focoult (water water, homeboy homeboy)
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Favorite Movies:
Card File, The Matrix, The Moon Movie, The Wounded Series, Le Manifestor, Goddard, Kill Billz, Full Metal Alchemist, 3 gay porn, 4 straight porn, Delicatessen, Moulin Rouge, JC Superstar, Lost Highway, Waiting for Guffman, Kindergarten Cop, Triplets of Bellville, The Cutting Edge, WALK TO REMEMBER, The Nights of Cabaria, Edward Scissorhands
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Favorite Music:
The White Stripes, W Russell Essary, Scissor Sisters, Metric, Franz Ferdinand, Loretta Lynn, Debbie Gibson, Smoke City, Doors, Son House, the Gorillaz, Led Zeplin, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Debussy, The Darkness, PORN Jovi
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Favorite TV Shows:
Gay American Gladiators, Anything with Tina Fey
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About Me:
I'm an easy going dude, but if you fuck with my mama...im not going to go easy on you at all. Infact, I plan to go hard on you.
Alot of people say that my best features are my kind eyes, but that's a lie, it's my LADY DICK.
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Who I Want to Meet:
RED COLLAR WORKERS, Capitalnists, communalists, THE 2005 FORDHAM BASKETBALL TEAM.
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Testimonials and Comments for Victor
how are you?
just dropping by to say hi!!
-waves-
=D
Jess
Hey remember Me??? Yeah so I am finally coming to visit ya all for Christmas, but just for a day as I have sold my soul to the corporate devil who doesn't believe in days off. Come and see us in Cherry Hill, Please!!!!
Looking forward to being silly and maybe some impromtu dancing!!!
J
By the way, You Rock!!!
Happy Birthday Kid!
When I have two pennies to rub together will bring E and Costello (yeah and maybe Vic too) and have a crazy time in the NY with two of my favorite people...
No I don't mean Burt and Ernie! I mean You and Ally.
Miss you both!
Hugs,
Joan
so much more than 927 characters remaining could
describe. i met victor exactly seven months before
we became friends, and exactly seventeen years
before we became friendsters.
one drizzly night in the city that never sleeps with
strangers, victor intravenously fed me a shot of
makers mark. i subsequently threw up for the first
time in 6 years next to a telephone booth.
victor is a kind man and i will never forget what he
did to my pet komodo dragon, maxie.
makes me smile a crooked little smile
of doom. His egotistically controlled
generosity and bravado riddled poems
are the stuff of legend. Only he truly
knows why the caged bird sings and why
forrest gump is such a stupidly
wondrous moron. I LOVE FORREST GUMP!!!
best friend. Hard enough to save my ass
when sucker punched on Landsdown. Soft
enough to dance like a fool to hot
boys. The only living hetrosexual white
man to spin house music like a 400
pound homosexual black man (I should
know, I grew up in Chicago (the actual
city) after all). Nate lives life like
Crockett speeding across Miami's
skyline in a speed boat with Jan Hammer
blaring. We can only stare in awe in
his wake.
WHO ARE YOU? And what did you do with
Victor- Dude I told you to keep the
noise down or they're gonna come ba- I
know, that's the miracle-singer that
you- It's clean! I'll wear it tonight.
PS- I'll swear to my grave, it already
said Crockett. I never changed a thing.
ooverheard this dead dude. One thing he
said was, "Victor is still the great
love of her life," while another of his
statements was approximately, "I won't
let Russ make it to Round Two." After I
parsed his second sentence followed by
his body, I meditated. It is now, while
removing these bone-splinters from my
dulled fists, that I hope to dispel
this other myth of Victor and those who
love him. It is now, after 48 hours of
running from two egregiously leaky
halves of a self-inflicted dead dude,
that I choose to stand up for my mortal
friend. Victor prides himself on blind
faith. He is an angry man of no action
who would sooner obey a law of the
courts than stand up for his beliefs.
Vic told me this himself. However, he's
a self-made liar whose great loves are
made of words. Semantics and love are
incommensurable. I think Vic's
wonderful; he hates me. This dude's in
halves!
uhhh.. apparantly i tried to kick you
when i was little. woo. erm. he's
insane. he's crazy. he's silly!!
drama "class" wouldnt have been fun
without him last year at flip camp.
sure, we hardly ever see each other
outside of that scene, but hey, you can
NEVER forget vic. EVER!