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      • Jeff
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      • when chris is ninja philo-sorcerer king, i hope to get a low-ranking position in his court.
      • Erika
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      • chris couldn't decide between being a normal
        dude or a monk for a while. luckily, we sorta share
        a brain and i made that decision for him. he'd
        look weird without any hair anyhow. now he
        studies brains so he can one day figure out how i
        did that. let's hope he doesn't figure that out.
        cause then a. he might figure out a whole lot
        more and b. he'd be bored. really bored. he likes
        challenges. especially challenges of the mind.
        they don't have that at the olympics yet, but mind
        you if one day they do, chris will represent. and i
        will stand there proudly shouting "loser!" (because
        even though i don't want to admit it...he is just
        that much more intelligent than i. notice i didn't
        say much more smarter. and "just that much" not
        a smidgen more.) i heart chris and his big brain
        forevah.
      • Michael
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      • After Chris had published his epic
        poem about the socio-political fallout
        resultign from the Penguin
        Massacre of '42 under the assumed
        name of Crafty Robinson, we had
        planned a fancy dress ball to
        celebrate, but were suddenly struck
        with visions of all the men, dancing
        about in tuxedos, resembling the
        penguins.

        Instead we held a benefit luncheon.
        It was an unparalleled failure.
      • Sharon
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      • Oooooh...I'm gettin' lucky the next time
        we go out on a date. Why won't you put
        out, damn it?!?!
      • Jess
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      • too much time away from Chris makes
        Jessica a dull girl....i miss you!
      • Jordan
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      • Only Chris holds the secret as to why
        people drink Diet Squirt ... but he
        won't tell you.
      • Michael
      • Posted
      • I used to hunt Chris with unfathomable
        bloodlust until he cut off my hand and I
        learned that he was my father.
      • Travis
      • Posted
      • To my hetero lifemate: One day you and
        I will sail on the Ohio River on a raft
        made of human bones on route to a
        Seplatura concert. On the way, we'll
        make a stop to visit Kurt Vonnegut and
        we'll all three debate whether or not
        it's a good idea to make model airplanes
        and jerk off all the time. Dude, you
        rock so much, you don't even know!!!
      • Sharon
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      • Beards...mmmmm....
      • Sharon
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      • Chris looks especially hot with his pants
        pulled up around his nipples and a pool cue
        in his hand. You're my hero 4-evah.

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