j rock is so f'in dope. he'll call you at
7pm on thanksgiving from the airport to
say what's up. you'll say "omigod my
sort-of-boyfriend and i just broke up."
then you'll call him back and be
like "jordan, don't tell anyone yet, it's not
official" and he'll be like "well, i've
already told the whole country of costa
rica and but i don't know if you have too
much to worry about" and by that he
means "you dumbass, i'm going to
costa-freaking-rica and i don't even
speak spanish. no one in costa rica
gives a damn about your pseudo
breakup, so just chill the f*ck out, dude."
but since he's such a sweetheart he'll
just smile and pretend he doesn't mind
your stupid comments and use of his
swimming pool. what a sweetie.
I didn't realize Jordan was from DC
until we met in Ohio! And we didn't
really hang out until we were in NYC!
Late nights dancing and drinking
Captain Morgan's Rum. Jordan is a fun
fun guy!
j-dog is my real love. he's all style. too much
for a girl like me to get involved with. maybe i
know too much. all the good stuff. and it's all
lovely (so they say).
please, please teach me how to
decode his cryptic questions.
7pm on thanksgiving from the airport to
say what's up. you'll say "omigod my
sort-of-boyfriend and i just broke up."
then you'll call him back and be
like "jordan, don't tell anyone yet, it's not
official" and he'll be like "well, i've
already told the whole country of costa
rica and but i don't know if you have too
much to worry about" and by that he
means "you dumbass, i'm going to
costa-freaking-rica and i don't even
speak spanish. no one in costa rica
gives a damn about your pseudo
breakup, so just chill the f*ck out, dude."
but since he's such a sweetheart he'll
just smile and pretend he doesn't mind
your stupid comments and use of his
swimming pool. what a sweetie.
until we met in Ohio! And we didn't
really hang out until we were in NYC!
Late nights dancing and drinking
Captain Morgan's Rum. Jordan is a fun
fun guy!
kind of guy. he's everywhere--sort of
like waldo but cuter.
for a girl like me to get involved with. maybe i
know too much. all the good stuff. and it's all
lovely (so they say).
something wrong with you.