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"Aries/Taurus cusp- all the horns the Zodiac has to offer.
The Son of Mary and Joseph. Some people refer to me as
Jesus...."
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More About Benjamin
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Occupation:
Selling Out. Every goddamned day.
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Affiliations:
www.thesleaves.com; www.casanovasf.com
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Hobbies and Interests:
phenylketonurics, bass guitar, cooking, rock n' roll, bar hopping, billiards, live music, books. Don't laugh, but I've started to take yoga.
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Favorite Books:
Watership Down, Don Quixote, Please Kill Me, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Things Fall Apart, Who Moved My Cheese?, anything by Dr. Phil, The Butthole Surfers chapter in Our Band Could Be Your Life.
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Favorite Movies:
The Impostors (1998), Rebecca, almost anything involving Hitchcock, Audrey Hepburn, Cary Grant, Grace Kelly, Ingrid Bergman. Wuthering Heights, too.
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Favorite Music:
Broken Social Scene, Les Savy Fav, The Go, Superchunk, Fugazi, Motley Crue (Too Fast For Love), Sloan, Supergrass, The Shins, Naked Raygun, Polvo, Helium, Ride, The Roots, Common, Aceyalone, Interpol
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Favorite TV Shows:
Seinfeld, Simpsons, Antique's Roadshow, Friends, My So Called Life (Jordan Catalano is a babe, albeit a complete fucking idiot. How do you lose Claire Daines to Ben Lee?!?)
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Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
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About Me:
Aries/Taurus cusp- all the horns the Zodiac has to offer.
The Son of Mary and Joseph. Some people refer to me as
Jesus. I refer to these people as my children and we roam
the Earth in search of TAB diet cola (in cans). I will be
crucified at the age of thirty-three by the Coca Cola
Corporation for my efforts to spread the message of a
sweeter tasting diet soft drink. On the third day I will
rise like carbonated bubbles in an ice cold soft drink to
become one with Phenylketonurics. I am the Euchrid Eucrow
for the Fast Food Generation... I am a terrible person and
deserve to be punished- this is what twelve years of
Catholic education has taught me- that and Jesuits know how
to party. I guess this means I'm a tit man.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Other children on the Velveteen Freak Scene.
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Testimonials and Comments for Benjamin
among us woman.. Ladies! Ben got it!!!
shamelessly with Ben just to mess with
him---severe nipple pinching included.
Ben dropped my dog on her head when
she was a puppy and she hasn't been
right ever since. Ben's part of the
old eastside Travis potent-tater crew
so he's down for life even if he does
live in wack ass Cali now. Much love
to the Russo...
crush on him when I was a baby and
then he had a crush on me and it may
have gone a couple more rounds but I
don't remember. The prodigal son of
Joseph and Mary, when's "The Passion
of the Russo" coming out? So many
years, so much gettin' retarded I
can't even begin. Had no idea you
were in Cali -- people be spreadin'
like a disease... I love you Ben
became "artistically frustrated" one evening at
a performance and proceeded to smash his
gear to smithereens, we knew we had a crisis
on our hands. Luckily, Mr. Russo was waiting
in the wings and in no time at all had learned
the basslines and was part of the team. A
trusted friend, Ben is definitely useful for
carrying me around - the only time this was a
problem was one drunken evening when I
tried to take the keys (isn't that what you're
supposed to do?) and he overpowered me. If
he were a Dungeons & Dragons character, his
strength would be 18 and his constitution
would be 18+. Can puke standing up and
then exit the stall nonchalantly. We had fun
together...
fnl-) A genetic disorder in which the
body lacks the enzyme necessary to
metabolize phenylalanine to tyrosine.
Left untreated, the disorder can
cause brain damage and
progressive mental retardation as a
result of the accumulation of
phenylalanine and its breakdown
products.
Such a smart fellow is Ben.
mullet couple holding hands. That
picture, ladies and gentlemen, is on my
mirror because it is the greatest thing
that I have ever seen.
The Pop Dictator is always running on
12 cylinders. I have never seen
somebody dial numbers on a mobile phone
with such poise and precisions - i am
convinced he wasn't even looking at the
numbers. He is still counted among the
ranks of the Hussars (Capellan?).
just Ben, he's Ben Russo.
glimpse of benjamin's manhood one
fateful summer evening.
unfortunately, this all happened in my
mind.
Daddy", aka "Freaky D" was one of
my first friends at college. Ah, the
mammaries!