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"I spend way too much time trying to think of clever things to put in boxes like this"
More about Miss Claire
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Schools:
Evanston Twp High School, Class of 1997
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Schools (Other):
pope john xxiii, eths, georgetown, northwestern, second city
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College/University:
Northwestern University, Attended 2004 - Present, Class of 2006, Master's Degree, Creative Writing
Georgetown University, Attended 1997 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, English, Art History
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Occupation:
Chicago-Rilla
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Affiliations:
Affiliate this. www.zulkey.com/interviews.html
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Hobbies and Interests:
freelance writing, Diet Pepsi, the Chicago White Sox, Chicago's Funny Ha-Ha reading series, dogs, cooking, to-do lists on junior legal pads that extend into the distant future, travelling to semi-strange places, cheap booze and expensive purses, talking to make-believe computer people and hateration
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Favorite Books:
Celine, Secret History, Me Talk Pretty One Day
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Favorite Movies:
My Man Godfrey, A Hard Day's Night, His Girl Friday, Rushmore, Gone With the Wind, Sixteen Candles, It Happened One Night, The Thin Man, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Notorious, Fog of War, Curse of the Were-Rabbit, The Sure Thing
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Favorite Music:
Elvis Costello, David Bowie, Kanye West, Outkast, Fiona Apple, Abba, Cyndi Lauper, Aimee Mann, Michael Penn, Rufus Wainwright, Blur, Pharcyde, Beastie Boys, Spoon, Simian, XTC, Ben Folds, Prince, Sufjan Stevens
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Favorite TV Shows:
Flying Conchords, Kathy Griffin, Law and Order, the Simpsons, American Idol, Arrested Development, Reno 911!, America's Next Top Model, Conan, the Cosby Show, and maybe one or two others I'm too embarrassed to mention.
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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About Me:
I spend way too much time trying to think of clever things to put in boxes like this
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Who I Want to Meet:
Everyone on "The Wire"
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She can write like Jane Austen
and looks better than Claire Danes.
broke my shoulder blade. It was during
one of our marathon lovemaking
sessions. At one point, I thought it
would be funny to say "diddle diddle
diddle" over and over again. Then she
flipped me over, grabbed my arm, and
put her knee in the center of my back. I
heard a loud snap. As consciousness
faded away I heard her say that I was
the best she ever had.
Also, she likes bread-flavored soda.
Weird.
career was the period when I patterned
my life after this charming girl: joined
same extracurriculars, assigned same
locker one year later, won identical book
award. Thank you, Miss Claire, for
showing me the way.
reflections upon a time when:
1) fork-o for the vegetarian-o omlette-
o please-o
and
2) if you need to run into a wall, by all
means go this way!
you know i'm laughin, girl!
Clairion Barry! Claire is really a very
chancey girl at heart, she is really
just here to help all her Pokemon
friends and likes volunteering at the
hospital. Also, she always has juice
money in her pocket cause she loves
juice so goddamn much.
stories every night before bed. "I'm
going to try out some material on you,"
she'd say. It'd be so cool. I'd have
the funniest writing mom around. But
then I might have to ask you to stop
staring at her ass like that.
Seriously. And stop calling
it "miraculous." You are a pervert.