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More About susan
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Occupation:
flight attendant/bartender/professional smartass
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Affiliations:
Kool and the Gang Bang (KGB)
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Favorite Books:
ask the dust, the unbearable lightness of being, a season in hell, rilke selected poetry, demian, matthew arnold (poetry, not prose), the giving tree, goodnight moon
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Favorite Movies:
american beauty, the princess bride, the neverending story, donnie darko, cyrano de bergerac, eternal sunshine, total eclipse, dream with the fishes
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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About Me:
misanthropic social butterfly
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Testimonials and Comments for susan
eatabaggadicks' got her name. You see, she's a
mysterious creolevooddoo witchdoctor flight
attendant. She always spoke so, um, uh, well, in
the local vernacular. One day I see's her walkin'
down the street(lookin' just fine) ans I holla; b-e-
e-eb-y! BABY!! She turn her head back towards
me and smiled. But what came out of her mouth,
oh lord! Christ! "Eat-a-Bag-a Dicks, ya' heard
me? it was true love at 1st sight.
F. is now my 3rd favorite Susan in the
whole wide world!
the kind of style you find in a thrift
store, or some third-rate Gucci. She's
got the style that makes you sweat her
from a mile away; makes you want to
jump up and hand your petty life over
to her like Jesus gave his life away
for a Friendster testimonial from the
jewish people of the time...but that's
not what concerns us. You see, the
first time I laid my eyes on Susan,
she burned a goddamn hole in my brain
that I will NEVER erase, not that I'd
want to erase it. I tried to fill that
hole up neat with a glass of whiskey,
but it soaked it up quicker than the
desert soaks up blood in the
summertime. She went to the
jukebox. "She will play a T Rex song."
And she did.
eye and say, "You think you know me, but you
have no idea," and then act like that was the
funniest shit ever. Can someone please
explain this to me?
she was hot back then. we sat next to
each other in history & english &
generally gave our teachers a hard
time. she has the habit of putting her
finger in my belly button every time
she sees me. she is so hot she can put
her finger wherever she wants on me.
suze to ask her out. then i realise how
far out of my league she is, so i start
beating my head w/ the receiver and, as
i lose consciousness, curse that i ever
knew her. but other than that she's way
cool.
wtf that means either, but I know she's
cooler, smarter and funnier than you.
stop looking!!!!!
people i've ever met. can probably kick
your ass at bowling. that she sometimes
has miles' blood all over her pants is
pretty swell too.
whatevah!!sufer through john sleazy
together have we!