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"I'm not all that interesting in a sort of interesting way. Sarcasm infuses everything I say, so be careful. I'm also a man..."
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Schools:
Fairport Shs, Attended 1995 - 1997, Class of 1997
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College/University:
University of California - Berkeley, Attended 2001 - Present, Ph.D., CS
Carnegie Mellon University, Attended 1997 - 2000, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, ECE
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Occupation:
Graduate Student
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Hobbies and Interests:
Photography, Running (bsim), Squash, Frisbee, Sleeping, Staying alive, Bollywood movies (sigh)
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Favorite Books:
Tale of Two Cities, Catch-22, Clancy Books
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Favorite Movies:
Glory, The Fifth Element, The Green Mile
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Favorite Music:
Classic Rock, Random World Popish music, Classical, Some Oldies
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Favorite TV Shows:
America's Next Top Model, Boston Legal, Las Vegas, Whose Line is it Anyway, Family Guy, Simpsons, Scrubs, Do Over (oh how I miss this show)
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Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
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About Me:
I'm not all that interesting in a sort of interesting way. Sarcasm infuses everything I say, so be careful. I'm also a man of few words, which makes every word I say that much more meaningful. So if you listen to me, you may be rewarded. Or you may just waste a lot of your time. I don't really care
either way.
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Friendster is too freaken slow. So I'm moving over to Orkut. Let me know if you want an invite.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who find this joke hysterical:
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Hey, it's kind of hot in here." The other muffin replies, "HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!"
I don't know why, but that joke crackes me up _every_ time I read it. Maybe I'm just odd.
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enigmatic jackass that I've ever met.
The only redeeming quality of this fool
that insists on calling me Lee is that
he is willing to watch the girliest of
movies with me.
Volvo, 'Car and Drivers' number one
safety rated car of every year, and one
of the fastest motorcycles on the
market. He acts like he wouldn't hurt
a fly, yet has this strange attraction
to intense, gratuitously violent arcade
games. And, he will eat such things as
a century old egg, but not an
irresistibly gross and intriguing
gumball the size of a fist. I don't
get him.
also enjoys strange activities such as running.
I've never been sure what to make of this.
Yatish is a LMBf (Lazy Manipulative Bastard
friendster). He's making me write this before I
read his testimonial for me. And judging from
his testimonials of others, mine won't be
glowing. And he's not really lazy, you can get
him to do just about anything, eventually, if he
wants to, and you buy him a meal. What? 12
fURs!
in the same way that ground meat
"infuses" hamburger. But hey, God
reveals himself through sarcasm, so
listen carefully.
good looking, athletic (yes ladies he
even has enough endurance to run a
marathon) and likely to make tons of
greens once he gets his PhD, it's a
mystery how he's still single. Which
makes my situation all the more bleak.
umm... will you be making that payment
in cash or check?