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      • Pete
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      • I offered to introduce Richard to my friend, Lavar S. Thompson, who lives in the West Village and he said:"Yeah, that's cool. We could go shopping for some shoes and get a latte...but you know I'm not gay." Well, if it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck then...
      • Denise
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      • A poem for you Richard...
        Ahem
        Thanks
        for the roll in the hay.
        It was awesome.
        We should do it again sometime
        real soon.
        My old man won't care
        if you stick it in my butt.
        Amen.
      • Pete
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      • Whenever I hear his voice my nipples get hard.
      • Pete
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      • Richard might just be the greatest
        White person to ever dance...except for
        maybe Michael Jackson.
      • Pete
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      • I am sure much of the gay porn world is
        curious to know if Richard's penile
        implant surgery was a success.
        However, let me go on the record as
        saying that I really think Richard should
        stop having surgeries to enlarge his love
        muscle. Pretty soon it is going to wind
        up looking like Michael Jackson. That's
        just my two cents....I will support you
        regardless, Richard. In the words of the
        immortal Will Ferrell: BLUE, you're my
        boy.
      • Pete
      • Posted
      • The other day Richard confided in me
        that he accidently took some of his
        girlfriend's birth control pills. He liked
        the way it made his chest feel so he he
        continued to do so. The point is: Richard
        is now on the pill. So to anyone who
        cares you can do what you want with
        him because he can't get knocked up.
        Unless...
      • Pete
      • Posted
      • Richard tells me: "I thought the redness,
        the bumps, and the gential irritation
        were from shaving but now I am not so
        sure."
      • Pete
      • Posted
      • I just want to know why Richard has Neil
        Sadaka singing Yiddish favorites on his
        outgoing voice mail.
      • Pete
      • Posted
      • Lies make baby Jesus cry.
      • Dan
      • Posted
      • After Harry and Andrew, the line of
        English Royal Succesion falls to
        Richard. He's a prince among men.

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