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"I have loose morals and tight ethics. I am a god damn lazy
son of a bitch. I am very very shy."
More about Cait
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Occupation:
The government pays me to be crazy.
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Hobbies and Interests:
Navel-gazing, books, cooking, corsets, boots, perversion, Canadians, pirates, sexy dork dancing, mythology, goats, napping, smack talking, stealing music
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Favorite Books:
Just ask. Especially if you like speculative fiction.
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Favorite Movies:
Vampire movies, Dumbo, Secretary, Fight Club, Buckaroo Banzai, Heavenly Creatures, 2001, Singin' in the Rain, Amelie, Real Genius, Dark City, Blade Runner, Hudsucker Proxy, Pootie Tang
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Favorite Music:
Radiohead, Pixies, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, XTC, Aesop Rock, Dandy Warhols, Breeders, Neko Case, Atmosphere, This Mortal Coil, Super Furry Animals, Jeff Buckley, John Frusciante, Of Montreal, Herbaliser, Apples in Stereo, BRMC, New Pornographers, etc
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Favorite TV Shows:
Daily Show, Chapelle's Show
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About Me:
I have loose morals and tight ethics. I am a god damn lazy
son of a bitch. I am very very shy.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who are too smart and snarky for their own good.
Someone to cuddle with. People with air conditioning in
their homes. And a priest, or at least a man who will
dress like one. And Canadians. I am totally hot for
Canadians. Oh, and I want a coffee bitch to bring me
coffee in bed every morning.
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balloon ride, I wasn't sure what to
think. Should I push her off or
should I marry her? I did both and
have no regrets. Although she is only
1 of my more than 600 wives, she
stands out in my memory as the one
with the name Cait. This impressed me
so much that my firstborn daughter
took her name for the middle bit.
Cait may say she's shy but please
don't let her fool you...she is shy.
That hasn't stopped her, though, from
co-leading an international cult
dedicated to the worship of a mystical
two-dimensional figure known as
Scribblemouth. She is the Wizard of
Oz and she will pull your strings.
And you will dance like a little bitch.
Cait since she was very small (but
still taller than me). She used to
cuddle me very often so that I wouldn't
feel useless. But then she grew up and
moved away. I am glad to have found
her again on the net.
willing to hold my thruster.
growing into her human body quite
nicely!~ being near her graces your
whole life. anyone who hurts her
feelings or in anyway confuses her
wrongly will find their path leads to
ME, and i won't be very nice about it
either. cait is great; she ate the
chocolate cake.
love for you can't fit on a plate.
She's got haunches like rocket lauchahs
and that's not all: she can give you
the definitionations of what words? ALL.
C to the a to the i to the t, one word
encompasses this piggy: SHE.
Certifiable, Genius (note the pause),
got a grammar question? She knows the
laws. Funny and frank, she does the
crank...calls. Plus, she thinks I'm
funny, and needs some money, so send it
by land, air or sea; chances are she'll
share it with me...she always has
before, and I love her more and more
even when she's poor. My rhymes are
tired and fresh all at once; my whack
circadian rhythms have made me a
dunce...
Most Likely to Make You Blow Milk Out
Your Nose From Laughing Too Hard. And
Cutest Hair. Wan' Cait!
sleeping on my floor at the foot of my
bed. i don't remember how she arrived
there, but then those things shouldn't
be questioned. after seeing her
beautiful smile in the morning i felt
compelled to serve her coffee and
cookies. from that moment on i knew
that cait would always be welcomed on
my floor.
combination. I always loved your hair Cait.
So curly ... wait, does that make me gay?