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""The great man is he who in the midst of the crowd, can
keep with perfect sweetness, the independence of solitude.""
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More About HelzBelz
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Occupation:
musician, detective
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Hobbies and Interests:
kicking ass with the Tokyo Nighthawks at Shatto Lanes, rocking your sweet ass with The Primitive Streak, watching The Derby Dolls, snowboardin', surfin', whistlin', backgammon', eatin', writin', piano playin', and pretty girls.
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Favorite Books:
Paul Auster, Noam, Emerson, Jack London, Red Foxx, Richard Powers, Dave Hickey, Dos Passos, John Kennedy Toole, Eric Schlosser
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Favorite Movies:
Caddyshack
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Favorite Music:
Yo La Tengo, Wilco, BRMC, Beck, Brendan Benson, STUN, Circus Minor, West Indian Girl, Outkast, The Primitive Streak, Miles D., Coltrane, Led Zeppelin, The Apes, Le Savy Fav, Built to Spill, Mos Def, Old 97s, Gillian Welch, Kinks, CASH
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Favorite TV Shows:
Popcorn Shrimp, How to Marry a Billy Goat, Midget Blind Date, Wheel of Whores
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About Me:
"The great man is he who in the midst of the crowd, can
keep with perfect sweetness, the independence of solitude."
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Who I Want to Meet:
Jimmy Page. any girl that reads. female musicans. Kenny
G only so I can kick him in the nuts.
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Testimonials and Comments for HelzBelz
Nighthawk what a 199 means to him. HOT
DAMN... you earned that skirt last night!
sitdown bikes across the US of A. i
often wonder what our lives would be
like today if we would have taken that
trip.
beautiful women.
this man take you out. as long as
you keep his jameson intake down to
under a quart, you'll love him. charm
for miles, keen intellect, and a
passion for the good life. did i
mention his musical talent? this guy
can take cold, hardened rock out the
mountain with his bare hands, place
it in yours, and with his axe, play licks
so hot, they melt that rock into sweet,
sweet butter (for your clam). i just
wonder if maybe one day we'll be
lucky enough to see this guy on
stage again.
musical talent, what can I say...
groomed, an amazing friend, musically-
inclined, smells good when washed, and
honestly a damn good cook, i assure
you, ladies, he's not gay.
actually a little known child star. He
was an unusually small child (a la
Emmanuel Lewis) and was cast as the
stunt double for the Gopher in the
first Caddyshack, which may or may not
explain his enduring love for Golf, and
his obsession with the film. (If you
ever watch the movie with him, glance
at him when the gopher is dancing to
the Kenny Loggins song and see if there
isn't a tear in his eye!) Alas,
though, his career was short but
illustrious!! But, Ladies, I hear that
if you get him revved up enough you can
still persuade him to do that dance! I
haven't seen it myself, but I hear that
it is h-o-t HOT!!!