so the other day i was shoplifting at american
eagal, (i know can you believe it?) and guess what
song came on: simian sunshine. i was like woah
this is a sign. i HAVE to tell spencer about this. the
next song that came on was vitamin C and thats
when i knew simian was wicked famous. i didnt
hear the song after that because i had already been
escorted out by a security gaurd. but thats beside
the point.
Here's what I haven't done in a
while. Let spencer put a plastic bag
over my head and hit me with a sause
pan while j* records us with his super
8 video camera.
but spencer, women ARE cruel by nature. and
by no fatties do you mean this pew makes my
ass look big?? i saw passion of the christ last
night and im pretty sure that im a born again.
again.
You might run into Spence on the street
one day. He'll motion you over to the
big green van where you'll get
flashbacks of what your father always
told you...about never following men
into dark vans, even strange men you
know. And in that split second when
you're trying to decide whether or not
you're happy about getting molested,
Spence says, "Listen to this." And you
realize you are privy to his new audio
brainchild. Spanking fresh. And it's
good, by the way. Damn good.
Ahhh... the Albee children. One's bi-
sexual, one's bi-polar. Where did our
parents go wrong? And with outfits like
that, it's a wonder I'm the gay one.
and congrats, by the way!! :-D
eagal, (i know can you believe it?) and guess what
song came on: simian sunshine. i was like woah
this is a sign. i HAVE to tell spencer about this. the
next song that came on was vitamin C and thats
when i knew simian was wicked famous. i didnt
hear the song after that because i had already been
escorted out by a security gaurd. but thats beside
the point.
couch when I was homeless last summer.
while. Let spencer put a plastic bag
over my head and hit me with a sause
pan while j* records us with his super
8 video camera.
silly!
fault. Sorry world.
by no fatties do you mean this pew makes my
ass look big?? i saw passion of the christ last
night and im pretty sure that im a born again.
again.
testimonial...I feel like the girl
your father warned you about...but
banged anyway.
one day. He'll motion you over to the
big green van where you'll get
flashbacks of what your father always
told you...about never following men
into dark vans, even strange men you
know. And in that split second when
you're trying to decide whether or not
you're happy about getting molested,
Spence says, "Listen to this." And you
realize you are privy to his new audio
brainchild. Spanking fresh. And it's
good, by the way. Damn good.
sexual, one's bi-polar. Where did our
parents go wrong? And with outfits like
that, it's a wonder I'm the gay one.