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      William
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      • Matty
      • Posted
      • A poem:

        Four shizzle
        Went to the market:
        Knock-knock,
        Whoop, there it is.

        Crack that whip.
        Beaded doo-wop
        Flute-loop
        Dee-Light.

        Or nothing at all.
        Or nothing at all
        William Doyle-Capitman
        On the floor,
        Like never before.
      • Tom
      • Posted
      • EDDDIEE!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME
        LATELLLY???
      • Naveen
      • Posted
      • I was once a bandaid for Willy's band,
        following him show after show eating
        bananas and making eye contact from
        the audience. I've also seen him in
        his underpants. And full spandex. I am
        currently seeking help to step down
        from stalker status...
      • Matty
      • Posted
      • Words just can't describe what William
        Doyle Capitman does to me down there.
        Perhaps a hand gesture would suffice--
        those Nazi's had some good hand gestures-
        - So the next time you see William give him
        a solid "Hail Hitler" for me...
      • Adrien
      • Posted
      • A renowned encyclopedia of simpsons
        quotes, along with a rather dashing
        black leather jacket, if I may say so
        myself, are all I remember from the
        last time I chilled with this basshead
        on a bench in the middle of gay paree..
        come back to poppa

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