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      Salim Virji
      Male, 35, In a Relationship, San Francisco, CAMore
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      • Terrac
      • Posted
      • Salim is my favorite antagonist.
        If you ever make a dare or bet with salim, you
        better make sure he is away from all forms of
        communication, because it is his will to prove you
        wrong, set you straight, and put you on the right
        path.
        He once sent me hundreds of emails in a futile
        attempt *cought-hack* to quit smoking.
        It was a nice try thought, and quick!
      • Josh
      • Posted
      • The question is, which song about photographs
        plays the most on Salim's mental jukebox? Def
        Leppard's "Photograph?" Ringo's "Photograph?"
        "Pictures of Lilly?"
      • Corby
      • Posted
      • "I could write a book [of what I like
        about Salim], and this book would be
        thick enough to stun an ox." I'll bet
        dollars to doughnuts that Slim can place
        that lyric *without* using Google --
        he's got a *monster* music collection
        and knows it intimately. I imagine that
        Slim must get angry sometimes, but in
        all the years I've known him, I've yet
        to see more than a furrowed brow. An
        even-keeled fellow, this! Fun, and
        funny, he has a swell sense of humor
        (read: he laughs at my jokes) and enjoys
        a bad pun for its own sake.
      • Frank
      • Posted
      • Every troll I'm connected to on
        Friendster seems to be through Salim,
        but....Google is just too powerful, so
        I will not talk shiat about him. All
        hail Salim!
      • Mark
      • Posted
      • Once, Salim allowed me to screen
        the DVD of "Freddie Got Fingered" for
        him, I love it so. Then the special
        features, which featured a naked Rip
        Torn, came on. Salim watched this
        also without protest. This is a true
        friend. Also, one late evening we
        went to Bob's donuts and watched
        the donuts get made. We quietly ate
        our own donuts and then studied the
        other donuts slowly bubbling before
        us. This was an excellent way to
        spend an evening with Salim. Yes, a
        good friend.
      • Justin
      • Posted
      • Once, I was with Salim and we got a
        kilo of sweets from this shop in
        Morocco and we ate a kilo of sweets
        in trains and hotel rooms in Morocco
        and we drank a whole bottle of
        scotch while we ate sweets in hotel
        rooms in Morocco and Jon was there
        and then we caught a really big fish.
      • Nick
      • Posted
      • Brothers and sisters, the time has come
        to free yourselves from the cookie-and-
        cake hegemony. The pie revolution is
        coming, and it may or may not be
        televised, though Comrade Salim will be
        leading the charge. Testify!
      • Joe
      • Posted
      • (sung to the theme of the State Farm
        commercial)

        ...and like a good neighbor, Sa-lim is
        there...
      • Avocado Tom
      • Posted
      • Salim: cool, calm, collected.
        Has: mad style, an uncanny ability to
        entertain and provide the right
        beverage/idea/food/etc at the exact
        right time, a basement full of bikes.
        Etc: knows himself enough to have a
        sense of humor about life and the world
        around him.
      • Aram
      • Posted
      • Lessee...slim's an a-1 hombre. he's a
        bit hard to get ahold of these days
        but damn if it's not pert near
        impossible to fergive 'im for it.
        specially once he opens his mouth and
        says "let's get coffee/beer"

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