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"Despite all the so-called bootay action (refer to testimonials), I'm a nerd really. I like totally like speak like a valley..."
More about Ann
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Occupation:
world domination
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Hobbies and Interests:
travel, non-digital photography, rocking the karaoke mic right, lamenting the bush administration, good and bad movies, celeb gossip (i
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Favorite Books:
To the chagrin of my intellectual friends, I don't really read books anymore, but I'm trying! when I did read them: shel silverstein, brave new world, the color purple, high fidelity, the alchemist, roald dahl, trashy brit singleton novels, to kill a mockingbird.
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Favorite Movies:
being john malkovitch, terminator 2, torments, eternal sunshine, clueless, donnie darko, the karate kid, stand by me, harold & maude, rudy, strictly ballroom, annie hall, there's something about mary, the godfather, sound of music, edward scissorhands, pretty woman
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Favorite Music:
outkast, radiohead, mos def, prince, rolling stones, khanh ly, erykah badu, talib kweli, mj, madonna, coldplay, stevie wonder, jay-z, pre-mortem 2pac, bowie, strokes, death cab, postal service, jeff buckley, julieta venegas, the shins, interpol, miles davis, bhangra, booty-shaking hip hop, power ballads (journey, foreigner, mariah), burt bacharach, KCRW.
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Favorite TV Shows:
law & order (any of them), seinfeld, sex & the city, saved by the bell, the wonder years, chappelle show, the daily show, the oc.
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
Despite all the so-called bootay action (refer to testimonials), I'm a nerd really. I like totally like speak like a valley girl. I try to find the recycling bin. My parents recently replaced me with a bitchy cockatoo named Lola who has the gall to attack my shoes. I often stomp in the bowling lane hoping to topple more pins. I use snail mail recreationally. I miss listening (and screaming along) to loud music in my car. A lot of my anecdotes begin with "when I was in Vietnam..." [dreamy look in eyes]. I make wishes at 11:11.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Zackie Achmat, Oprah Winfrey, Benjamin Bratt, Prince, Andre 3000, Anna Deveare Smith, Steve Jobs, Ellen DeGeneres, Cohen from The OC, Gael Garcia Bernal, Jon Stewart.
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has gone up since we have been
hanging out. its almost our 1 year
anniversary. i can't wait. dec 26. we are
currently on the phone right now,
wondering about the fate of ralph
macchio. he hangs out at 1020 and is
on broadway, he must.
FOR KARAOKE due to our humiliation by
warren g. unless of course, its Me So
Horny or Amish Paradise.
found out she was replaced by a bitchy
cockatoo named Lola. however, my goal
in life is to be able to improve my
dance moves to be at ann's level, and
also to inject alcohol dehydrogenase
directly into this girl's liver so she
can HANG on my 12th vodka tonic. word.
she was an elf in green tights working
in santa's secret workshop... but when
the charade was up and all the smoke
had settled, the real her appeared... a
pretty damn cool elf in RED tights.
seriously, ann is top of the pops and a
nebula of fun.
hottie with a brain, what more do you
want?! She has her opinions and ain't
afraid to share them with you. If you
want to be challenged and have some
laughs along the way, then hit this
girl up. If you want to live the
droll, mundane life you're living now,
pass her by. Her sister, Tien, is my
buddy but it's been a blast getting to
know Ann by association. Besides being
witty, an acute observer, and smart,
she's also vulnerable and
sentimental. "Hey, c'mon, these shoes
ARE cute...aren't they?" Awwww, sweet
Ann.
cousin-who's-not-really-her-cousin,
but that's her sorry effort to distance
herself from someone who will, in all
likelihood, embarrass her at every
opportunity. Short of that, I will resort
to rock throwing (see her testimonial
from my page). I actually don't know
her all that well and have never
experienced her booty-shakin'- and if
God sees fit, I never will. Actually,
now that I think of it, I don't think that
this is really a testimonial at all since
testimonials ought to come from
people who know what they are
talking about, and I have no idea
what I am talking about. The one
thing I do know is that Ann is really
nice, and not "nice in that
non-committal,
dodging-an-awkward-answer-to-a-d
o-I-look-fat type question. She really
is nice. I would even use the
comparative degree of the adjective:
She is nicer than I am! This one
time, she saved me from a car wreck
using her fancy Yale degree and
sarcasm. It was thrilling. You'll be
struck by how many times she uses
the word "like. And then you'll, like,
like her, too!