• Ned Axthelm

      "Jordan! Get out of my personal life!"

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      • Emily
      • Posted
      • Ned is one hell of a fish. Good with
        butter and lemon or pan-seared with a
        teriyaki glaze.
        Relish the richness of Ned. It is a rare
        and beautiful thing.
      • Trina
      • Posted
      • ned happens to be one of the most
        interesting and fun guys out there...
        so all you chicago folks should jump at
        the chance to escape drudgery with this
        guy. in fact, if you're not in chicago
        you should consider going there to do
        so as well.
        oh, and right on, romantic comedies
        rule! there goes all my indie/emo
        cred...
      • Elaine
      • Posted
      • I love Ned. He is also known as Sled,
        Sledward and Nedly. Ned used to work
        at McNally's grocery store sacking
        groceries and wearing a green apron.
        He introduced me to "Cholula" hot
        sauce, the kind with the wooden top. I
        miss Ned and I wish that when I opened
        my door I could see right across the
        hall into his place of residence, just
        like the old days, back when I paid
        $212.50 a month in rent to Wilma
        Wilson. Dang. Ned is also very smart.
      • Susannah
      • Posted
      • Ned is a sweetheart; independent,
        creative, and sensitive. When he
        smiles, his cheeks flush and his eyes
        light up. When he is angry, he is still
        cute. Someone to make sure you meet.
      • Matt
      • Posted
      • Ned is like a box of chocolates, every
        bite you take has a surprising flavor.
        I like the cherry filled finger the
        best. Ned is also like a box of
        chocolates in that he melts in hot sun
        and is made of mainly sugar.
      • Trey
      • Posted
      • Neduardo, I love you. I will meet you
        in Argentina. We'll have some beers,
        we'll talk literature, it will be great.
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