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Alexander Budney
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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Apr 2004
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Hometown:
New York City
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Company:
The B & L Group Inc.
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Alexander's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/8265780
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Other education:
Buckley, Kent, Lehigh
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Occupation:
Baller
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Affiliations:
PKA, MOB, Deez Nuts
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What I enjoy doing:
NL Hold'em, physical fitness, boxing, golf, business, cars, anything exciting
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Favorite Books:
Liars Poker, Texas Hold'em, The Great Gatsby, The Art of The Deal, The Art of War, The Art of Seduction
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Favorite Movies:
Rounders, The Godfather, American Psycho, Wallstreet, Casino
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Favorite Music:
Notorious B.I.G, Jay-Z, GNR, Metalica, AC/DC, Phil Colins, Journey, Rod Stewart, Al Green, Talking Heads, Allman Brothers, Paul Oakenfold, Robert Miles, Miles Davis, Mozart, Beethoven, Verdi
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Favorite TV Shows:
Simpsons, The Apprentice, Sopranos, anything on HBO, Amazing Engineering, WPT
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About Me:
Things that get me going: Exceptional cuisine, great cigars, camel filters, anything particularly special from a fine haberdashery, Italian sports cars, golf, beautiful zoftig women, playing Hold'em all day and all night, wilding out in the gym to AC/DC and Metalica. This is just perfect: "My name is Patrick Bateman. I am twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh floor. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the
morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand
now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep
pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a
water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body
scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes
you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion... There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably
comparable: I simply am not there."
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Just put it this way Europe 2004 would
not have happened if it was not for
Budney. He's like a mini travel agent !!!
One thing you dont want to do is be late
for Budney, he gets mad because
shelley and i are usually late.. Sorry. If
you dont know what to get him for his
birthday or christmas any thing that
keeps his car clean will make him very
happy. Thanks for being a great friend
and for also being so reliable. My
faviorte Quote from Bud," I dont want to
have to kick anyone with my stubbs"
who it is? Hehehe. He is still a pyscho
nut bag though!
Capone's Hardcore reputation, James
Bond's devenere style, and the IRS's anal
retentiveness. Thats Right.. Bundalihia.
Though you may think that he is an honest
window washer, the truth is that he runs
NYC's underground crime scene. I am glad
that he is on my side and i hope we will get
to trape around the subways later tonight
and rip old ladies heads off. hehe just
kidding (not really).
gentleman who will call you, then call
you again, then if you don't pick up,
he'll leave a message on your voicemail
telling you to call him back or he will
slit your throat. The other night I was
with Alex and he slipped a rohipnol
into this girl's drink. Low and behold,
he got her to come home with him and
when she woke up from a night
of "cuddling, she realized she had
come in a 3-hole virgin and was now in
a lot of pain. No worries, he proceeded
to hit her in the face and tell her
that she was a dirty whore who he
should have pieced out.
No, seriously, Alex is a complete
whacko. He makes Michael Jackson look
like Mary Poppins. The other night I
had a drink with this kid and he tried
to break a bottle over my head, all for
making fun of Buckley (SB class'97
rules.) Don't leave your kids, or
friends for that matter, alone with
Alex. He will cook them up and eat them
for dinner
debate about a certain young blonde floozy,
Alex remarked on my self declaration as Prince
of Manhattan. I cannot categorize Alex in the
same group unfortunately. He is no less than
the King of Kings, an Agememennon of sorts,
in this crazy village. Our relationship,
cemented (both literally and figuratively) in
degenaracy and a passion for the finer things
in life, has flourished to the point where I now
refer to him as Patek and he calls me Lil'
Royce. So, if you run into this debonaire
character you'd better recognize you are in the
presence of Aries or else he might just request
your skull, and he gets what he wants. Oh yes.
He gets, what he wants.
fucking bored to write me three
testimonials in the past couple of
weeks, but thats cool. I am sure in
between sticking it to beautiful
babies, shadow boxing and sipping on
san pellegrino, he needs something else
to occupy his time. Its all good, Alex
has style even if his crotch is the
lighter side of the sun.
defines being a "good guy". A friend always
in time of need and just to sit back and kick it
with over a bottle of vino. Always there
when you need him. Keep pimpin it and
keep it gator!!!!!!!