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Randy Hunglow
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Interested In:
Dating Men and Women, Relationship Men and Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Apr 2004
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Hometown:
New York City
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Company:
Andrew's Pet Services
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Randy Hunglow's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/8271273
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Other education:
Trinity School, NYU, Windridge.
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Occupation:
Filming my self in a lewd and shameful manner.
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Affiliations:
Half of Brazil and all the other guys who smuggle trucktires full of parrots from Bolivia to Houston. Oh, and Ice-T.
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What I enjoy doing:
The morbidly obese, other people's prescriptions, girls with boyfriends, professional wrestling, validating myself through "America's Top Model, " getting my dong huffed.
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Favorite Books:
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Moby Dick, Porn (No really, there's a book on the business that bears this name), Fear, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Araki: Tokyo Lucky Hole.
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Favorite Movies:
Desperado, City of God, Halloween, Private Parts, Trading Places, La Blue Girl 4, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Heavy Metal, Zombie, Happiness, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Blacks on Blonds ( was pretty shitty).
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Favorite Music:
Sex with a Minor, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Guns and Roses, Redman, Big Punisher, Fat Joe, M.O.P., R.A. the Rugged Man, Tha Alkaholiks, Ice-T, Boston, Slick Rick, Big L, N.W.A., Evanescence, Masta Ace, Big Pun again.
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Daily Show, Family Guy, Robin Byrd, Powerpuff Girls, Southpark, The Simpsons about ten years ago.
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
I love unavailable women almost as much as they love me. My hobbies are the following: Making the straight act gay towards me. I have tremendous influence over young heterosexual males, making it hip to try to grind Randy Hunglow at the club. Sometimes it can be a pain in the ass, but every now and then, a hot 18 year-old'll show up and make the whole thing worth while. I can't say I've ever turned a gay girl back on to guys or at least me, but hey, tomorrow never dies. Be it dry humping dudes over at the Avalon or your significant other on an Upper East Side stoop, I live to attain the unattainable.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Your girlfriend.
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there i said it....
the keys to their houses and the poo of
their dogs. He didnt rip me apart too
much in my testimonial, so I feel
obligated to return the favor.
Although he looks like howard stern
mixed with jesus mixed with a sexual
predator/date rapist (lock up your
teenage daughters, folks!) he's actually
like this giant teddy bear who has a
fetish for black men in musical groups
just wanting to make love to you. He is
typically void of clothing, even in the
dead of winter. He's so hot gay men give
him stuffed raccoons for sex
Just be careful when sitting on his couch
and snarfing glade-sized cocks. I love
my shirtless buddy
kept in a glass terrarium sperate from her six
beautiful brothers, just waiting for some hot
inscest to break the monotony of hours on her
wheel trying to sweat out forbidden desire. He is
vertiginously twisted and abhorrently wrong and
far more fun than he should be.
been asking me to write a testimonial
now for about 3 months. And I keep
telling him I will. Kinda like that guy at
the office that no one likes who keeps
wanting to "hang out", and you keep
telling him you will, but then you just
never call him back, cause he sucks.
But I like Andrew, I really do. I love how
he writes posts about how his profile
was viewed 116 times last
month...compared to my 73 times. That
cocksucking crank-yanker. Maybe
instead of writing me testimonials that
he knows I'm not gonna put up because
it involves some lewd reference to
blatant homosexuality or rampant
bestiality, he should incorporate all his
well-thought out sentences and
extennsive vocabulary into some sort of
scripture, or his memoirs, or perhaps a
novel. Maybe he should start writing
lyrics for some up-and-coming Jewish
heavy metal band that no one knows
about yet, because Andrew hasn't
singed on to write their verses yet.
Don't forget the litt
their Friendster pictures. I know this
because I've met Optimus Prime and the
guy is a total douche. Lousy french
robots! Also, Adrew is a closet optimist.
And a porn pirate. And he has dominion
over all yoga ravers.
copies of Michael Jackson songs, remember?
It's been a long time man... do you wear the
leather and chains when you dog walk?