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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Apr 2004
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Hometown:
ST Helens/portland OR/tulsa
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Company:
this is the only space i have left to proclaim that montreal has the sexiest, most beutiful, cockiest, most drunk, most excellent dark haired men in the world and i am going to move there and marry one. FOR REAL!!!*
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ben's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/8274792
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Other education:
streets, highway, drugs, truckers, crazy old indians, sneaking into class at evergreen state college, blackin out, loss of love... what?
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Occupation:
angry house wife/advice columnist/dirtmermaid
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Affiliations:
outermongolianmonkeytribe, 57aus-um, psk, psf, ptf, HILTON, korea, montreal, switzerland, the4ID, harekrishna, airforce, olympia, theprivelidgedwhitemalecoalition, iwouldre presentthfaeries.....the playboy mansion, yeah!fest
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What I enjoy doing:
unicorns, recycling, dead puppies, boys, books, traveling, dead birds, memaids, revenge, necromancy, drinking, crossing myself, mustard, jalepenos, cutting out stars, trees, rain, texas, shooing wasps, cashews, pineapples, monkeys, homeless people
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Favorite Books:
we, october circle, dennis cooper is weird, camus, invisible monsters, the painted bird, handmaids tale, into the woods, the solice of open spaces, ray bradbury, physique pictorial, catcher in the rye
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Favorite Movies:
may, last unicorn, jane eyre, cabin fever, heathers, texas chain saw massacres, beyond the valley of the dolls, amores perros, finding nemo, charlotte's web, mom and dad save the world, party monster, canonball run, porn, 70's porn, coal miner's daughter
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Favorite Music:
tussel, bob dylan, lady tron, microphones, cat power, foquemopus, chicks on speed, squarepusher, sonic youth, solex, bauhaus, aphextwin, ninahagen, crass, mazzystar, middleeasternm usic, lisa germano, deadcandance, blonderedhead, erykahbadu, we, ninasimone, billie holliday, siouxsie, tori, bjork, rasputina, zepellin, adult, dolly parton, klausnomi, mecca normal, radiohead, ironing maiden, lepush, hickey, t.rex
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Favorite TV Shows:
full house, who's the boss?, simpsons, dance o dance, family guy, passions, elimidate, my so called life, conan o'brian
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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About Me:
bunnies scare me, but i was once in love with a mexican dude named bunny. i am a distant cousin of the panda. i am a little scared right now, because i just watched a commercial advertising mtv, and it showed a bunny controling a robot panda. WHAT THE FUCK!!!! and people say i'm paranoid.... no! i know what's up, and they're not gonna get me. you hear? i like tequila with tonic water and a lime. i don't think god is a woman. or a man. people who think god has a gender are morons.mormons turn me on. people who think god has a name are morons. i'm kinda fat. i think it's from eating too much pizza out of dumpsters. i am in love with justin timberlake. not n'sync, and not necessarily his solo work, but just him as a whole. and i know he loves me too. i have bad dreams about the end of the world a lot. natural disasters and all that. i think i might be insane. my dog died. everyone thinks i killed him. wish i had.i love jenny mccarthy. i really want to meet a mermaid. i think i saw one one time, but it's debatable, due to the circumstances. also, i would like to see the mayan pyramids. that would be nice.i would like to see the earth in a better state, in so many ways, i don't know how to fit it into this box, i have traveled a whole hell of a lot, and i plan on traveling til the day i die, a lot of people don't like me because i speak my mind. that's too bad. i say what i see and that hurts people. it hurts me. but, i don't believe in thinking before you speak, unless it is some important interview or if your giving a speach, but to think before you speak is to stifle your true voice. one time i got blacked out drunk in tulsa oklahoma, and i started crying cuz i thought my friend nathan flourney peed on me, i even wrote a song about it, and told all our friends what he had done, only to find out i had imagined the whole thing. silly me, imagining things. damnit,i hate the summer time. it's all hot and shit. aaaahhhh!!!!!!!!so i ate rabbit brains!!!! the enemy has been
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Who I Want to Meet:
i want to meet people who give a fuck. i want to meet people who aren't so concerned with personal pro nouns that they can't talk to me without getting pissed. i want to find a portal.i need to find a job too. yeh.... a job. can't wait until i inherit my billions.*i think i want to meet those boys from hanson, so i can dye their hair black and pee on them.
the weather has been unseasonal all winter, and i guess we are having a drought.
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wake up.......wake the fuk up Ben!! I'm
standing right here!
miss you....i'll be home in October
everything!
up ben and having him ramble nonsense,
then turn over and fall asleep.
unicorn!!!! There isn't another soul like him
ANYWHERE. Speaking of souls, he
promised to rescue mine from the dark
side.
Friends don't let friends like Ben drink
Jagermeister. (REALLY. DON'T.)