April Nigh

Hamline University (St. Paul, MN)

non profit work

tofu products, vegetarian options, aminals, houseplants, trying to get organized, Hello Kitty products of all types, Chinglish, Beijing, Powerpuff Girls-themed accessories, Dr. Mario competitions, Karaoke, hoping I do not have carpal tunnel, scrabble (even tho I suck at it)

books about animals, places, and people. I'm also a fan of Flannery O'Connor, Michael Chabon, Amy Tan, John Irving, Isabel Allende, Tom Wolfe

Bottle Rocket, Alien, Aliens, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Wayne's World, UHF, High Fidelity, the Big Lebowski and Fargo, the Jerk, Space Balls, Waiting for Guffman and Spinal Tap, Trekkies, City of God, Amelie, the Ice Storm, My Neighbor Totoro, any John Sales movie, anything (no matter how good or bad) featuring Jason Lee

Devo, Sleater-Kinney, Morrissey, the Smiths, the Flying Burrito Brothers, Suicide, the Soft Boys, All Girl Summer Fun Band, John Lennon, Nation of Ulysses, the Jam, Interpol, Emmylou Harris, Belle and Sebastian, HEI BAO, ABBA, T-Rex, Ted Leo, Bangs, the Cars, Johnny Cash, the Go-Gos, Stevie Wonder, the Sound, Thin Lizzy

Law & Order, Law & Order CI, Law & Order SVU, CSI, CSI Miami, New Detectives (basically, all of those crime shows), Mr. Show, House, News Radio, and I'm not sure what's on TV these days since I live in China now etc.

I realize that my "liberal arts" college education has proved utterly useless in preparing me for the so-called "real world"

Someone who can teach me basic accounting, fancy Excel tricks and how to make websites.