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Schools:
Garden City Hs, Attended 1994 - 1998, Class of 1988
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Schools (Other):
Garden City High, NYU
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College/University:
New York University, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree
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Occupation:
Garde Manger....That's french bitch
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Affiliations:
Liberal Commie Pinko Bitches, LLD
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Hobbies and Interests:
music, art, shit, concert-going, drinking, watching movies while high, bonsai kitten
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Favorite Books:
alice in wonderland, clockwork orange, infinite jest
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Favorite Movies:
sin city, the ring, how high, half baked, the wizard of oz, office space, dirty work, fight club, ace ventura, orgazmo, basketball, rushmore, ghostbusters, airplane
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Favorite Music:
pavement, jon spencer blues explosion, modest mouse, aphex twin, the beatles, the who, built to spill, the pixies, the white stripes, !!!, madonna, beat happening, beck, out hud, notwist, yo la tengo, radiohead, portastatic, stereolab, weezer, lightning bolt, the kinks, devo
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Favorite TV Shows:
the office, the OC, scrubs, the simpsons, 24, felicity, king of the hill, family guy, daily show, sopranos, south park, reality show of the day
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About Me:
www.theshavedreport.com
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Who I Want to Meet:
your mom.
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just kidding, three's not enough.
testimonial per day. starting now.
brooklyn but i have been surpassed by
the queen of mod home decorating. VA
has the nicest apartment in brooklyn,
and quite possibly the world.
seriously.
plane during an astral projection in
5th grade after wondering into my
father's alchemy lab. She was a kitty-
cat, I was a mozzerlla stick. We
encountered each other again in another
virtual world known as EverQuest. This
time she was wood-nymph. I was still a
mozzorella stick. Our love blossomed
in this virtual world and we agreed to
meet. She is more wonderful and
beautiful person than any wood-nymph or
kitty-cat could be. I think she lives
with me now.
to the wonderful world of CelluSculpt.
NO MORE SIDE THIGH!!
her.
the floor and I stept in it and it was
gross. I can't really make fun of her
though becuase for a little guy she
puts it away. I think she is now
putting it in her gihugic boobies.
but managed nonetheless to attract the
attentions of Tim "Purple" Crowley.
HOT. I am forever indebted to Virginia
for introducing me to the wonders
of "Orgazmo" and Trey Parker's tasty
biceps. Virginia was the capital of
the Confederacy, her national flower is
the dogwood, and her motto is "Virginia
is for lovers."
Or, i should say, when i rubbed my
forehead on virginia's cat, i broke out
in hives.