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      Mike Erickson
      Male, 33, In a Relationship, Richmond, VAMore
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      • joshua
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      • yes mike, or mike e, or Dr. "you know who" can piss like a god damn race horse and always has a great intuition as to where tha weed is, a sort of sixth sence if you will, but if he dissappears into "neverland" if you know what i mean, you will never hear from him again. a better man than most though. tell the truth, because he will
      • Lindeman
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      • Some call him Mike some call him Mike E yet his friends know him as Sir. Mitch McNasty. A true honor given to him by a true friend for being the longest pisser on the planet. He deservingly earned the title back in 2001 by beating the long time record holder Kumar, a 1.8-ton camel from eastern India. The world finals were healed in the heart of Bollywood and set record attendance levels that still stand today. Sir. McNasty pioneered a new liquid retention technique he has dubbed as the secret blessing of margaritavill. Using his masterful deep breathing and pretzel like stretching techniques he managed to hold down six liters and 8 ounces for a whopping 19 hours. When he finally sprang a leek he peed for an impressive 6 minutes and 26 seconds. The Dolly Lama himself was brought to tears at such a remarkable feet. Hears to you Sir. Mitch McNasty may we all strive to be such a man.
        And sure Ill bound your ass
      • Leah
      • Posted
      • mikee'smcPETEly. funny fucker, did you
        take that awesome little beast with you
        to LA, the one you strap yourself into
        with a ducktaped shoestring? I'm talking
        about his car. When I first met Mikee I
        couldn't remember his name, so he
        called me after a puppet with
        alzheimers and I called him Pete cause
        that is what he looked like to me. He is
        kind of like a pocket on your favorite
        color of rusty toned corduroys, it's just
        big enough to hold an extra beer & has
        two pennies and a wooden nickel rolling
        around in the bottom of it. If you rub your
        ass against a textured surface while you
        are wearing your cords with the "Mikee
        back pocket" it sounds like your butt is
        talking and it is saying some funny shit.
      • joshua
      • Posted
      • to the robinsonerickson...
        do you really need another testimonial?
        i mean jesus christ...
        mike is a good man.
        if i were ever to leave a phone number
        in the john pointing someone in the
        direction of a good time, it would be his.
        however, this may give the wrong
        impression- so let me put it this way...
        if you're ever looking to laugh until
        you're giddy, hear a good story, or a
        funny joke, or just have a good time in
        general- no matter the weather,
        wrapped in blankets in the freezing ass
        cold or sweating off your ass, drenched
        in sweat- you've found the right man.
        to our band of brothers mikee...
        i love ya and i miss ya.

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