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a more recent pic -- on the piss...yet again. life is so complicated!
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Schools (Other):
McMaster University (PhD), York University (B.A., M.A.)
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Occupation:
phd student/masochist and teaching assistant
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Affiliations:
School of Rock, School of Hard Knocks
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Hobbies and Interests:
too many to bloody well mention....is drooling an interest or a hobby? my bunny rabbit "Stew" -- she's the cat's ass; playing bass, to write the "great canadian novel", decadence, running with scissors...does anyone ever write stuff like "needle drugs" in this category? just curious...MUSIC
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Favorite Books:
written on the body, white noise, wuthering heights, fall on your knees, little women, the virgin suicides, bastard out of carolina, the mists of avalon, rule of the bone, the sweet hereafter, good omens, the fermata, sexing the cherry, less than zero, and any one of the 2000 that i own
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Favorite Movies:
the graduate, american history x, boys don't cry, high fidelity, harold and maude, moonlight mile, virgin suicides, rushmore, labyrinth, fight club, ginger snaps, the hours, royal tenenbaums, the evil dead bunch and anything with "of the (living) dead" in the title (a la george romero)...and so on
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Favorite Music:
suede, catherine wheel, my bloody valentine, inspiral carpets, curve, postal service, the lovehammers, the cars, shed seven, KISS, alice in chains, soundgarden, white stripes, bad religion, zeppelin, supergrass, le tigre, the killers, killing joke, pink floyd, wicked old heavy metal trash or early 90s rock, indie bands...and the list goes on
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Favorite TV Shows:
the simpsons, trailer park boys, family guy, will & grace, that 70s show, aqua teen hunger force, monster garage, pop-up video (they're so damn cheeky!), and practically anything on A & E or TLC, jeopardy (brain candy!), absolutely fabulous, and...fraggle rock (or anything with muppets!)
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
isn't this just shameless self-promotion?!? i'm a total bookworm who's doin her PhD in english lit and teaches popular culture...i'm into rocking out and in my spare time i rule on-stage beer chugging contests, win cash at karaoke, and fall down too much (unrelated, i'm a total klutz)...appearances lie so i reinvent myself on a daily basis and i'm so bloody down to earth that i'm pretty much eating dirt!
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Who I Want to Meet:
people that just don't give a bleed.....i'm so easygoing that i'd talk to walls if they would just reply! i want to have sweaty monkey love (or meet....sigh) with Brett Anderson circa 1992-98, Stewart Copeland circa 1982, Stevie Nicks circa 1977, Martin Fry from ABC circa 1983 (that guy had some great hair and gold lame suits!)...pretty much anyone with a gold lame suit or who will boogie down shamelessly!
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Testimonials and Comments for Shannon
boogie down shamelessly, especially
when I have someone as awesome as
you to boogie down with. I am ever ready
to steal you away from Scott and add
you to my ever growing stable of rocking
fag hags. I find you can never have too
many, particularly if there are of such
high-calibre.
ya invest is a cam or scanner soon.
maybe santa will be good to ya this
year, have ya been a good girl? :]
STILL CHAMPEEEEEEEN! Shannon! Man you
SLAY at chugging contests. I swear you
drill holes in the bottom of those
bottles or something before hand...
either that or you suck.
Arts Haus hallway & instantly bonded
over out joint obsessions with skinny
British men...drool...ANYWAYS, we've
traded current locations but I recall
many a gin-fueled trek downtown from
York & much booty shaking..sigh....to
be 5 years younger...
SHE WAS A GREAT PIECE OF ASS. AFTER
GETTING TO KNOW HER, I REALIZED SHE
WAS BRILLIANT, AND SWEET AS WELL AS
GORGEOUS. THE TOTAL PACKAGE. AFTER A
FEW MONTHS TOGETHER, I KNEW I WANTED
TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH
HER. SHE IS NOW MY WIFE, AND I
COULD'NT BE HAPPIER. I WOULDN'T TRADE
A MINUTE OF MY LIFE WITH HER FOR
ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. I AM TRULY A
LUCKY DUDE.
to African Lions Safari. When we got
to the monkey area, Shannon rolled down
the back window and had a bananna
laying there on the seat. One of the
monkeys climbed in, and ate the
bananna. Turns out Shannon stuffed the
tropical herb with roofies and the
monkey passed out. We then drove back
to Guelph and Shannon said I could
never tell anyone what she did and that
this was "our little secret".
Later that night, Shannon ate the
moneky for dinner. Shannon scares me.
met a few times... but I do know this:
if I were a beer, and wanted to end it
all QUICKLY... she'd be the first
person I'd call.
Girlfriend chugs from the heart, I
tells ya.
sister Meg in a beer chugging duel.
Being a bourbon drinker, Meg was not
used to chugging large quanitites of
beer and passed out almost
immediately. Shannon was victorious.
Bravo, Shannon.
headin' up to take Shannon away from
all this... we'll hit the motocross
circuit and in the off season we're
going to live in my mamma's trailer in
Opp Alabama... none-a dem dang book
learnin' folks gonna tawk all fancy to
us there no more.
the photo saying how hot Shannon looks
in her photo... but the reality is
that you can't actually SEE Shanon's
brain in the photo... her single best
feature. Her brain is Brilliant, off
the wall, outside of the box (outside
of the skull?) full of ROCK and at the
same time understands the FUNK, and I
would SO WANT her to teach me
University classes. Dawn of the Dead
anyone?
Think she's hot? THINK is the
important word in that sentance!