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amazing what a good photographer can do
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"standoffish. if you know me from IN PERSON, then please go look for me on myspace. http://www.myspace.com/fancycake"
More about Claudia
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Occupation:
Stylist/Dilettante
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Hobbies and Interests:
computers, texting, instant messenger, my ipod, keyboards, collaborating on music with friends, self portraits, digital cameras, and saving money.
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Favorite Books:
boring, pretentious ones with long scholarly sounding titles.
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Favorite Movies:
royal tenenbaums
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Favorite Music:
my ipod playlist
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Favorite TV Shows:
arrested development
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About Me:
standoffish. if you know me from IN PERSON, then please go look for me on myspace. http://www.myspace.com/fancycake
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Who I Want to Meet:
i'm not actually looking to meet people for dating or whatever. friendster is kind of gay.
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Real Name: Claudia Humperdink-Starr,
Ethnicity: 100% gypsy with a hint of
African,
Likes: Shouting non-sequiturs,
Dislikes: Angry talking frogs and dried
blood
a while...I'm busy writing a song
called "R. Kelly Pissed in My Mouf".
she also be my main lady. whether we be
gettin' all up in the petey pablo or we
be gossipin' about crunk bitchez she
always be thurr for me. i don't love
this bitch so much i would turn myself
strizzaight fer hurr. she be all that
and an economy size of cheddar and sour
cream ruffles. hellz yeah! yeah!
AND SHE BE SUPPORTING IT ALL UP LIKE
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN. DJ FANCY CAKE IN
THE HIZZAAAXXXOUSE
free with us anytime.
your car cause you don't EVER want to
lose that junk in the trunk
rule #2, what? i can't hear you?
that fucking bass just ripped out my
eardrums.
wearing sunglasses from the future. I
was amazed to hear her speak French so
well. I was equally amazed that I
understood it. For seven nights we made
boomerangs from thrown out couches and
billboard ladders. We ate spinach
artichoke dip and drank wine from the
year 3045- a good year she claimed. I
was to ask her name when fate skidded
off the road and into a quantum flux
blast that sent us in opposite
direction in the space time continuum.
Blind luck and Google search brought us
back together online. Now if I could
just cross into her dimension...