You know Aaron, I got an e-mail from "Friendster" today, and before deleting it I pondered..."wtf is Friendster?". So I decided to pay a little visit to the page and found the site you set up for me when you were here a million years ago. However, I'm pretty sure you promised to keep in touch via this so called "Friendster" and save for your "blood and snot" comment you have not done so. Now, I am willing to forgive you of this, but given that you are the only person I know on this planet that uses Friendster I strongly suggest that you get a Myspace or Facebook, or etch me a note on a slate tablet...anything. Since my previously hippie-esque big cousin is now a hot shot lawyer I figure that communication is acceptable these days, so shoot me a note.
aaron is too important for me. i'm resigned to that. he never calls or writes or sends flowers... it's sad, really. he doesn't even know i got kicked out of law school. the only time i'm assured he still finds me marginally interesting is when his pretty face appears in my "who's viewed me" link.
Aaron and I strongly disliked eachother in high school, and whenever we ran into eachother we would quarrel. Fortunately, the fates brought us together again in college and with the aid of copious amounts of alcohol I discovered that he isn't such a bad guy. So, if you dislike Aaron, I can't blame you, but I highly recommend drinking.
Oh, and there was this one time in Colorado... well, I'll let Aaron tell you, but it involved a cow, bloody mary's and a girl named Lindsay.
I'm just going to take the true bits from
others' testimonials:
Aaron is full of evil serum. I can't help but
think that Aaron's law school education's
gonna come in handy for me someday.
Aarons the type who used to scare me
in high school. Die. Aaron is my internet
buddy. And he is totally undependable.
Aaron writes and says a lot of silly
things. And he is totally
undependable. And he also organizes
local kickball games, which is a big
waste of time even though I always end
up having a good time playing. He's a
good man to have a drink with, when he
shows up.
Oh, and there was this one time in Colorado... well, I'll let Aaron tell you, but it involved a cow, bloody mary's and a girl named Lindsay.
others' testimonials:
Aaron is full of evil serum. I can't help but
think that Aaron's law school education's
gonna come in handy for me someday.
Aarons the type who used to scare me
in high school. Die. Aaron is my internet
buddy. And he is totally undependable.
Just kidding. Nobody scared me in high
school.
things. And he is totally
undependable. And he also organizes
local kickball games, which is a big
waste of time even though I always end
up having a good time playing. He's a
good man to have a drink with, when he
shows up.