Emily

Austin Preparatory School, Attended 1997 - 2003, Class of 2003

Simmons College, Attended 2003 - 2005, Other, Computer science, film.

Database administrator.

Boston Perl Mongers, Boston net.goth

Abstract mathematics, being a miserable bastard, bicycling suicidally, causing trouble, chaos, entomology, fear and loathing, filmmaking, finding things in gutters, industrial musik, legions of shambling undead, low quality smut, network security, norse mythology, piracy, raping and pillaging, rocking back and forth, tripping over things, unix, urban exploration, vaguely creepy sex acts, vikings, whiskey, zombies.

Ender's Game, Essential System Administration, Stranger in a Strange Land, On The Nature Of Human Romantic Interaction, Kushiel's Dart, Lord of the Rings, The Little Prince, Cryptonomicon, Neverwhere, Godel Escher Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid, Slaughterhouse 5, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Snow Crash, Neuromancer, The Shipping News, Dune

High Fidelity, Pulp Fiction, Belleville Rendezvous, Secretary, Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness, Un Chien Andalou, Revenge of the Nerds, Boondock Saints, American History X, Adaptation, Lost In Translation, Blade Runner, Willard, Donnie Darko, 25th Hour, Pi: Faith In Chaos, My First Mister, Clerks, Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Night of the Living Dead

Alien Sex Fiend, Aslan Faction, Bauhaus, Big Electric Cat, Bile, the Bolshoi, the Buzzcocks, Cabaret Voltaire, Cinema Strange, the Cramps, the Damned, Darediablo, Das Ich, David Bowie, the Dead Kennedys, the Dresden Dolls, Echo & the Bunnymen, Einsturzende Neubauten, Elvis Costello, Funker Vogt, Gloria Mundi, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Guitar Wolf, Gwar, Hanzel Und Gretyl, Iggy Pop, Imminent Starvation, Jeff Buckley, Juno Reactor, Laibach, Leningrad Sandwich, Leonard Cohen, Lords Of Acid, Malaria!, Manowar, Ministry, the Misfits, the Mission UK, Motorhead, Muse, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, New Model Army, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Noir Desir, Pigface, Pink Floyd, the Pixies, the Pogues, Portishead, the Ramones, Red Temple Spirits, the Revolting Cocks, Shellac, the Sisters of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, Slayer, the Smiths, Steve Burns, Suicide Commando, the Tea Party, Throbbing Gristle, Tom Waits, Trans Am, TSOL, Velvet Underground, World/Inferno Friendship Society, Wumpscut.

Venture Brothers, Clone High, Star Trek, the X-Files, the Adventures Of Pete & Pete

I'm a vicious, active, Asperger's-infected geek. I go from being shy and silent to opening up to my extroverted and offensive self. I'm rude, screwed, and tattooed, but beyond that, I'm unhealthily loyal to my people, often to the point where I can't let go. I've got a very off-beat and heartstoppingly evil sense of humor, but at least two people out there find it as funny as I do.


FACTOIDS:
- I ride a Specialized Langster fixed-gear bike named Fenrir. My love for this bike runs deep and true.
- I drink Guinness stout and smoke Marlboro Mediums, thanks. My liver and lungs are staging their mutiny already.
- My ears are pointy, and my toes point in all different directions.
- My friends call me "Floor Danish," because I've been known to scavenge and eat food that's found in an absolutely disgusting state.

I'm always up for meeting new people, for friendship, hanging out, and laid-back chatter on the back couches at ManRay.

I play well with geeks, goths, and the generally off-kilter.