Brian

Writer/editor/critic/cynic/Universal movie rep

Something Awful[sockhead], Music, WFMU, alcohol, journalism, politics, Russian literature, whiskey, sex, daydreaming, harrassing and pranking local dignitaries, humor, burritos

Notes From Underground, The Brothers Karamazov, The eXile - Sex Drugs and Libel in the New Russia, Naked Lunch, Don Quixote, anything by Palahniuk, Candide, House of Leaves

Freaked, Strange Brew, Blade Runner, Amelie(the movie - not the idiots who identify with her), City Of Lost Children, Brazil, 12 Monkeys, 24 Hour Party People, Dell'Amorte Dell'Amore, Donnie Darko

klezmercore, post-music, tangotronica, avant-barbershop, rastabilly, old-wave, industrial, residential, folk-metal, mexotica, glam-jazz, indie-soul, progressive garage, math-funk, drum-n-bluegrass, gangsta-swing, emo-rap, discopunk

Family Guy, CNN, Simpsons, Mr. Show, Telemundo, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Curb Your Enthusiasm

I write humor. Apparently people read it, as I get paid
for it. I'm one of those former members of the
counterculture who tries to reconcile his beliefs with his
corporate surroundings. This has taught me to use perfect
manners one moment, and tell a "What's grosser than gross"
joke the next. I don't call a bar or hangout my haunt or favorite. If I spend too long in one place without an adventure, I need to move on or just stay away. I dress nicely when the occasion calls for it, but spend the rest of the time being a t-shirt and jeans type male. I'm a politics junkie and a die-hard leftist. I try to get in at least 2 hours of CNN before my day is over. I like music. Perhaps a bit too much.
Well - some bands I enjoy - Wire,
Can, Guided By Voices, The Notwist, Radiohead, Peter
Gabriel, Nick Cave, Einsturzende Neubauten, Joy Division,
Pink Floyd, Curve, Public Enemy, Coil, Sigur Ros, GYBE!,
Trans Am, The Who, Skinny Puppy, Oxes, Soul Coughing,
Pixies, ...Trail Of Dead, Dead Milkmen, Frank Zappa,
Flaming Lips, Mission Of Burma, Haujobb, Velvet
Underground, LL Cool J, Stax and Motown soul, Wilco,
Shellac, Dead Voices On Air, Morphine, Yo La Tengo, Luna,
Q And Not U, Crispy Ambulance, Manitoba, Ex-Models,
P.I.L., Bruce Springsteen, lots more.

I want to meet those who shower regularly and also those
who enjoy pie.
AIM - fakeorganisms --
If you don't have a sense of humor, especially about
yourself, you shouldn't even bother with me. No Amelies or pretentious jackasses please.