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"1. i am a former international circus performer and
glittery sideshow attraction, 2. i want to own a camel
(dromedary)..."
More about Barbara
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Occupation:
former international circus performer
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Hobbies and Interests:
bruin football, lalys syrah, facial hair, peruvian land mammals, nutria skulls and tangerine teeth
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Favorite Books:
hooked on phonics, -- please email me with book recommendations!
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Favorite Movies:
so i married an axe murderer
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Favorite Music:
jim squires band ( fan! -- www.jimsquires.com, i love the gotee), yanni (i love the moustache), oak ridge boys (i love the beards)
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Favorite TV Shows:
anything Tivo recommends
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About Me:
1. i am a former international circus performer and
glittery sideshow attraction, 2. i want to own a camel
(dromedary) because laszlo needs a friend and there are
innate synergies in having three mammals in a small vatican
apartment vs. two, 3. i sound just like carol channing, 4.
i am the author of the bestselling latvian book "laszlo the
luxurious llama", 5. i have received a blessing by the pope
and conversed with JP himself, 6. i want glasses like harry
carey, 7. i like to lick toes (so does laszlo), 8. i have
burning man envy (too hard to drive my RV from the center
of Rome to to the desert because there is some water in the
way, laszlo does not swim (and can see out of only one eye)
due to accident at the gym involving a stairmaster, please
email me with flotation device ideas). One of the
previous statements is correct, please email me with the
correct answer and you will win: (a) a nutria skull, (b)
eau de laszlo, or (c) MYSTERY prize. LIMITED TIME OFFER,
REPLY NOW. (one prize per respondent)
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Who I Want to Meet:
- people who will email me with a HAIKU i can read to
laszlo (helps him fall asleep), remember: 5-7-5, - non-
engineers who know php, - fellow lactating llama owners
(it's the cheese!), - lance armstrong, - anyone who agrees
this recall election is a joke!
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Takahashi and Ginger Whitehaven about
the finer points of ramen noodles.
Poncho reminded me that ramen is like
Barbara. They both are fabulous once
reconstituted. Then Ginger brought up
the good point that if Barbara is
reconstituted, why is she such a dead
ringer for Gwen Stefani? All those
silver studded jeans, belly piercings
and bare midriffs. I don't know how
she gets away with that at the office,
but she has the men begging her for
her number and the women begging to
borrow some of her tank tops. But they
never ask about her pink platform
shoes with live goldfish in the
hardened plastic heels. Those fish,
my dear friends, are the enigma of
Barbara.
lovely and smart and kind Barbara is.
I don't know anything about all that.
If you ask me, the best thing about
Barbara is that you can get her good n'
loaded for, like, under 5 bucks. Most
girls I know, well you're going to have
to spend _at least_ 10 bucks to get
them to make out with you. But not
Barbara. A five-spot and you're
covered.
glittery, enigmatic woman. If you are
lucky, she will take afternoon barbeque
with you and discuss the ways of the
world. And maybe lick your toes.
Barbara is always up for adventure -
good for boozing it up, cycling the
hills or exploring until we find
something to do. When she is finally
snatched up by a lucky guy, she better
still go biking with me!
much fun you had, your mind is still
realing from all of it, you continue to
chuckle as you remember some of the
dinner conversation...and that
outfit...how do you spell hotmama? it's
your lucky day, sexy,
smart...sigh....yummy....I'm willing to
bet you just had a hot date with
Bgirl!
performer ever, Barbara is also a top-
notch camel owner. There has yet to be
a time where me, her and her camel have
not all had a good time together.
She's one of the funniest people that I
know, and that's saying a lot since me
and her are friends with Seinfeld,
Sinbad, and other famous one named
comedians.
at work i can hear the endless stream
of men stopping by her desk to flirt
with her and ask her out. it must be
very hard to get any work done that
way.
year's since I've seen her! But maybe
on Friday when I head out to her
coast ... you all out there are lucky
to be so close to her!
better than I could have. My only
addition? - this woman has THE BEST
taste in handbags.
that I have had the plesure to meet
with in the last few year ( well
decades really ). Her consummate charm
and generosity are ever present and she
brings a smile to my face whenever I
think about her and have the pleasure
of seeing her in person. I truely love
this special laby!