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"i'm about to sell me car, sell my apt, sell everything and move to Rome to be an ex pat."
More about Chase
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More About Chase
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Occupation:
asshole
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Hobbies and Interests:
laughing, honesty
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Favorite Books:
fup
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Favorite Movies:
Arthur
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Favorite TV Shows:
hbo.
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About Me:
i'm about to sell me car, sell my apt, sell everything and move to Rome to be an ex pat.
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Who I Want to Meet:
anyone who's never heard of friendster
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Testimonials and Comments for Chase
raisin' godmother, the power tool slut,
the budweiser bitch, the loyal shit-in-
your-yard kind of a friend....no one
does it like Chase...xoxo
Thankfully she was born into the twentieth
Century ...I don't think the World was ready
before...not that we are now.
only now heard of her whereabouts. She
was always cooler than cool. She
coined, "Find my right one". I'm sure
they are easier to find now. Giggle.
have to undestand how cool she is. that's it.
really hot with long hair. She is so
pimp. Chase and I are making a movie
together, and I am going to have sex
with all the actresses in the movie.
Oh wait... oopsie... Chase actually has
a part in the movie... oh well, c'est
la vie!!!
nice to come home to the smell of
paint and chase is the painter. i miss
you.
you're on mushrooms. the world is
spinning and heaving and you think
maybe, just maybe you will never go
back to your old life. you can't go
back, and you can't get it together to
even speak the hell and horror that is
your brain cooking on the blue veins of
the fungus. you look up. there is
Chase. she's wearing a cardigan and
looking like a very young grandmother.
she smiles and says: "are you cool?"
with this grandmotherly warmth all
around her. you say: "yeah." and all
the sudden you are. all of the sudden
you are ok.
personified.
machinery. Chase and I dyked out
one time on X. I filmed Chase a
couple years ago, laughing to herself
for fifteen minutes. If I have technical
problems, I call Chase. I haven't
seen a hotter piece of ass since
Grandma burned the rump roast in
'83.
she was the first person that showed me
south park, back when it was good, when
it was just that episode about jesus
and bryan boytano. i used to get really
drunk at her parties and say stupid
shit. we've grown so much since then.
in other words, we got fat. also chase
has an amazing laugh. she's gonna be
one killer old person.