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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
Norman
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Wampus's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/843258
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Schools:
Norman Hs, Class of 1988
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Occupation:
Bank Fella
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What I enjoy doing:
Catalyzing, Destroying the Box I'm Thinking Outside Of, Exponential Combinations, Kitty Cats, Norman Roxx, Santarchy, Cacophony (or just plain noise), Crossword Puzzles, Cryptics, Lack of Rhythm Guitar, Copy Editing, Fake Meat
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Favorite Books:
Bavard's Folly, How To Hold A Crocodile, Nomadic Furniture 2, all those 70s softcover manuals--usually with handwritten text designed for the self-empowerment folk, The Magic Christian, United States by Gore Vidal, Offbeat Food, 100 Years of Solitude
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Favorite Movies:
in the 70s, the best moviemaking decade of all time: Smile, Chinatown, Godfather, Modern Romance, Pumping Iron, Hearts and Minds
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Favorite Music:
Minutemen, Fruit Bats, Parliament, Brenda Lee, Tommy Waits, Wackiness Ensues, National Communists Against Athletes, Jimmie Wampus and the Gold Necks, Chevy Heston, all my homiez' bands, Felix Mendelssohn and His Hawaiian Serenaders
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Favorite TV Shows:
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sopranos, Taxicab Confessions, Daily Show, Frontline
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
I'm drifting towards mid-life and I see an even bigger crisis then. Jeez, I need some distractions. Or even better, a program.
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Who I Want to Meet:
The party host who has a theme never seen before.
Other self-destructive vegetarians. Those who believe in the power of a dada mob.
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with an average sized penis"
-Cheatin' Lawn-mowin Squaw
taken on one of the most genuinely
pleasant nights of my life. It is one
of my favorite photos, as it shows a
person I really like in the sort of
condition that life ought to be lived,
framed in a tasteful eyeful of joy de
vivre. To say that the fact that he
didn't turn that night into one of the
top three most embarassing after I
somehow inadvertently showed him a
certain "secret handshake" impressed me
understates things somewhat. There is
only one of him and you can't be one of
them.
freedom.
A LOT.
he is a good egg.
headed in times of great chaos,
unruffled in a heated debate, and he
possesss a strange soothing
laughter. Let's face it he's is just
plain smooth.
The man has a smoothy named
after him - for god sake!!!
Wampus or Andrew had dared the
other one to get me in the sack...not
because they were interested in me,
but because they wanted to get back
at my mother (a teacher at Norman
High School) for trying to stop
Wampus from running for
homecoming king. I don't know if the
first part is true or not (although I was
always very wary around each of
them after that), but I did ask my
mom for her side of the story and yes
indeed - Wampus made her life a
living hell for a couple of weeks. I
tried to tell her that she should have
looked at it differently - that
organizing a grass-roots effort to get
a write-in on the homecoming
nominations ballot showed great
initiative and should be applauded -
but she still seemed stressed about
it (and this was just last week). She
did tell me that in the end, Wampus
triumphed by getting to go onto the
field during halftime with the other
nominees, but he did not take home
the crown. I didn't have the heart to
tell her that if I had been in high
school then, I would probably have
had a huge crush on Wampus and
yes, it's even likely that I would have
let him get me in the sack.
wampus is the best passer on the
basketball court. he's the real MVP in
my book, at least when i am on the same
team as him. he also is super-duper
supportive of all good things around
norman, and in my case, bad terrible evil
things too. also included is the air of
mystery about the man, i thought his
real name was larry wampus until 2001.
he's never actually told me the real
name, i've just deduced. i have as much
love for wampus as i do any other
human. stay gold, pony.
brainiac with good hair and a good
vocabulary. At least this is how I see
him. But what a great combo! He's one
of the good Geminis. (I think he's a
Gemini.)
master of all my tooth related
fantasies. Wampus was wearing Bob
"Cougar" Millichap's robot head at a
Blood Harvest while I loaded and lit the
bottle rockets in the launch tube.
Well, a couple of them actually got
inside the helmet. Short story short,
they didn't blow up, Wampus' eardrum was
*not* destroyed and he still likes me!
I think.