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One day I was walking to work when this crazy person drove by, stuck their head out the window and yelled some kind of obscene phrase at me...
It was Melissa.
The last time I saw Melissa she was wearing long underwear and a flannel pajama shirt. She claims it was dark when she was getting dressed but I think it was really her attempt at a fashion statement. We had a good time none the less and I think she was pretty surprised at my popularity here in the north country.
Other than that I don't know too much about this Melissa E Lee person.(A suspicious name in my opinion.)
I think she might be the CIA agent that's been following me my whole life...
homeless - it's her job you bigots - and long
massages late at night. She is my new
roommate and secret lover. Don't worry
straights, when they call to arrest all gays,
Melissa and I are already eating Christmas
dinner together at my family's house.
Melissa has shown me the various
landscapes of Seattle, and soon we will
bring chaos to the streets with our fake
domestic disturbances. Finally, she (and the
rest of Massachusetts Street) knows that our
voices combined make sweet love to the
Seattle skyline while singing Come What
May. One love to oachmeal.
few months when it hit me like a brick
in shit, "I have fallen in friend love
with this Mellisa E. Lee." no one makes
me laugh like mellisa and i am as they
say, "a laugher." no one has weathered
the storm inside the non-profit we work
at with me like mel (and i mean this
figuratively as well as very literally,-
-one day it downpoured from the ceiling
INSIDE). simply put: i very truly and
deeply could not have made it through
this year without a friend like
mellisa. complexly put: i thank
whatever divinity moved our lives just
close enough so we in this moment of
our beings would intersect in just the
way we have. i love mellisa e. lee and
although she is HOT and she has
suggested we might be a good couple and
a smootch (just to be honest) has
crossed my mind, i will never ever make
out with her.
were attracted to lois. meliss is an
okay gal. um, actually, she's a
remarkable woman. her sleeping habits
bother me from time to time and she
doesn't know how much eggs cost. but,
on the very same token, even if she
wasn't my big sister, i would see her
to be exactly as she is: a goddess (who
likes flannel, apparently).