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      • Chris
      • Posted
      • the Jewce and me go way back -- back
        to before he was the man he is today.
        seriously tho, then i met Chris he
        wasn't a man at all. he told me back
        then of his dream to change sexes, and
        i told him to go for it if thats what
        he really wanted. apparently he took
        my advice -- congrats bro.
      • Ender's
      • Posted
      • What can I say about Chris. The only
        Christian Jew that you'll probably meet
        on the face of this earth. One time, we
        were out drinking and he got totally
        wasted. This guy, Nada (I think),
        wanted to touch his butt. Being the
        gentleman Chris was, he declined. But
        he finally agreed when that guy sed
        he'll give him 5 bux for a nice good grope.
      • Julia
      • Posted
      • Chris and I have been email-pal buddies
        forever, which means I don't get to be
        a part of his drinking marathons and
        that I do get to waste work time by
        hearing about them. =) We've whined,
        cried, and bitched at each other
        through email, IM, and the phone...it's
        been fun. I think we've actually spoken
        in person twice, but that doesn't seem
        to make a difference in our friendship.
        Loyal and fun...he'll rip out the balls
        of any person that upsets me with one
        hand, and a drink in the other.
      • Dave
      • Posted
      • Chris Jew? He's the fastest crapper in
        the East...
      • Channing
      • Posted
      • Chris and I go way back - one of the
        first people I met at college. Through
        all these years, I've seen him grow
        from an awkward kid who always wore an
        ugly ass NY Jets cap, to a perpetual
        boozer who always wears an ugly ass NY
        Jets cap. You've come a long way
        baby. But a few things about Chris
        always remain the same - his
        generosity, his true friendship, and
        his willingness to take me to titty
        bars.
      • Raquel
      • Posted
      • oh yea that's right, thanks for all
        those dinners Chris!
        ...this guy drinks a lot of beer and
        burps pretty loud. He can talk a lot of
        shit too if you can't keep up with
        him. I also think this guy looks a
        little like P.Diddy.
      • Nora
      • Posted
      • christopher is often seen in ithaca,
        driving to bring his sister food so her
        and her housemates don't starve...And,
        he also takes all of us out for food
        every time .. for the past 4 yrs .. how
        could u not want someone who's so caring
        to his sister1..:) (hehe.. now pam and
        chris are prolli thinking.. eww) hehe
      • Warren
      • Posted
      • His picture says it all!! Jew man is
        the king of beer. You name it, he'll
        chug it! Despite his penchant for
        bratwurst, this guy is as straight as
        they come. And WOW, his ability to
        attract exotic dancers are simply
        AMAZING. So ladies, snag this brother
        up before a thong snags his glasses!!
      • joy
      • Posted
      • This guy is the biggest muthasucka that I've
        ever known! (And I mean that in a good way...)
        I love this guy...He's freakin hawt! :)
      • Nada
      • Posted
      • This punk owes me 5 bucks!

        Oh, he'll pretend he doesn't be he
        really does. See...he was out drinking
        one night and got totally wasted. He
        came stumbling into my alley all sloppy
        drunk and started hitting on me. I let
        him touch my butt for 5 dollars, but
        after he touched it he ran away without
        paying up!

        I WANT MY 5 DOLLARS!!!
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