When I lived in Geoff's apartment, I
awoke one morning and saw that Geoff's
bedroom door was cracked open. There was
a beautiful, soothing, white light
emanating from his room. It gracefully
floated rather than just spilling out
willy-nilly while he peacefully
slumbered. This white light was so pure
and ethereal that it frightened me at
first...but then a soothing voice yelled
"Koffing!" in the back of my mind and I
was no longer afraid. That mystikal
white light: it's just what Geoff does.
Geoff is super-cool. He has a gray cat
named Setzer who likes to steal my pen
whenever i visit. Inside Geoff's
apartment, there is occasionally a
house that will try to eat you alive.
But search for treasures, and ah: you
shall be rewarded for your valiant
efforts.
Geoff is hot, despite his illicit
activities involving 'Mechs (about
which I will not go into detail).
Setzer the cat wants to do him, and you
know, I can't really blame him.
Geoff's obsession with cats dates back
from time immemorial. In the
primordial soup, when the other amoeba
were content to float without
consciousness, dividing and subdividing
themselves into more highly evolved
forms of life, amoebic proto-Geoff was
saying "meow" and dreaming of feline
intervention. Geoff is perhaps a more
highly evolved form of life, but only
modern science can truly determine that
after extensive research and testing.
Geoff likes cats, even though cats have
stolen his jacket.
He is not in league with lampreys, nor
is he evil in any other way.
He is the only person I know whose
epitaph could correctly state:
I WAS FULLY SELF CONSISTENT
Testimonials and Comments for Geoff
awoke one morning and saw that Geoff's
bedroom door was cracked open. There was
a beautiful, soothing, white light
emanating from his room. It gracefully
floated rather than just spilling out
willy-nilly while he peacefully
slumbered. This white light was so pure
and ethereal that it frightened me at
first...but then a soothing voice yelled
"Koffing!" in the back of my mind and I
was no longer afraid. That mystikal
white light: it's just what Geoff does.
tmpiggy.
named Setzer who likes to steal my pen
whenever i visit. Inside Geoff's
apartment, there is occasionally a
house that will try to eat you alive.
But search for treasures, and ah: you
shall be rewarded for your valiant
efforts.
activities involving 'Mechs (about
which I will not go into detail).
Setzer the cat wants to do him, and you
know, I can't really blame him.
from time immemorial. In the
primordial soup, when the other amoeba
were content to float without
consciousness, dividing and subdividing
themselves into more highly evolved
forms of life, amoebic proto-Geoff was
saying "meow" and dreaming of feline
intervention. Geoff is perhaps a more
highly evolved form of life, but only
modern science can truly determine that
after extensive research and testing.
stolen his jacket.
He is not in league with lampreys, nor
is he evil in any other way.
He is the only person I know whose
epitaph could correctly state:
I WAS FULLY SELF CONSISTENT