Dating Women, Relationship with Women

Apr 2003

baltimore

http://profiles.friendster.com/84659

pleasure activist / model

Ok. So here's the deal. Much of my shit, though hoo-boy, there's always tons of shit, but much of my shit is fairly together now. I've been sober for two years. Online Network sites have proven bad for my health so I don't do 'em. If you are old-school friends with me, please feel free to just regular-style email @ sadiewantsawife@gmail.com . I'm always super-behind on emails but I usually enjoy blasts from the past and will generally respond in the fullness of time.

wreaking havoc, laughing, surprises, drag, surrealism, hedonism, art, expression, sarcasm, wit, beauty, paradoxes, those perfect moments of synchronicity when you feel the whole universe is conspiring just to tenderly and delightfully fuck with you.

tom robbins, katherine dunn, john irving, carol queen, douglas adams, poppy z. brite, neil gaiman, annie sprinkle, e.a. poe, william carlos williams

velvet goldmine, todd browning's freaks, the nightmare before christmas, the hunger, lotr, the big lebowski, eating, lost highway, hedwig

they might be giants, leonard cohen, ani difranco, robyn hitchcock, bowie, lou reed/velvet underground, depeche mode, the smiths, chopin, air, elvis costello, swath, nova clutch, talking heads, saphire bullets, population reduction, hyperwarp villainy, rosin coven

tv makes me feel icky. except for the simpons and adult swim.

Read this if you want to contact me: Ok. So here's the deal. Much of my shit, though hoo-boy, there's always tons of shit, but much of my shit is fairly together now. I've been sober for two years. Online Network sites have proven bad for my health so I don't do 'em. If you are old-school friends with me, please feel free to just regular-style email @ sadiewantsawife@gmail.com . I'm always super-behind on emails but I usually enjoy blasts from the past and will generally respond in the fullness of time.

Old message:
i am currently trying to get my shit together after a
torrent of emotional upheaval and a long period of
de-cromulization. i am trying to change into a strong and
better person, or realize and focus on those qualities
already inside me.
recently, i was told that i was a 'force of nature'. what a
beautifully kick-ass compliment. i'm also curious,
paradoxical, and open. i was also once described
as 'elegant and
floppy'. i fall down a lot, incur minor-major injuries,
drink, fall in
love, get hurt, dress up, stay naked, cook ('weird'), make
fun of
myself, try to seduce, dance, pick flowers, look for
silliness, lust,
covet, envy, gorge, sing badly, try to make art, get
excited, get
disappointed, get excited again, wear tails, kiss, laugh
like a
braying mule, make eyes, learn, and am very very red. also,
i'm
really a 13 year old boy in the body of a half-assed, would-
be
fetish model, thats survived a lot of quality education and
always
been attracted to the odd, strange, queer, off, and weird.

And ive just been honored with the title of Naughtiest
Schoolgirl in San Francisco. yay!

people who dont lie, who know themselves, who keep their
promises and care about others. people who dont like to
disappoint others but also know how to take care of
themselves. people who build themselves and others up
instead of breaking everything down.
righteous babes and nancy boys. artists, dreamers and
poets.
drunken bohemian riff-raff. dorks, freaks, geeks,
weirdos,
and the be-kilted. girls that arent afraid of me and my
unnatural
passions. photographers and pornographers that would like
to hire
me. and anyone that wants to buy me
a drink.