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      • Andrea
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      • Jason introduced me to the "Pee-wees Playhouse" seduction scene. He said he had a 92% success rate with it, and I was fickin up the percentage. Who else would think of that? I remember hanging out at the gaslight ghetto watching Twin Peaks and being bombarded with fake heroin. Who else would think of that? How about the senator's death scene? Jason you are a sicko..but I love ya....I'm glad you emailed me 2 years ago and I finally got it. how wierd..
      • NatalieRose
      • Posted
      • Jason is an important man to know for
        sure... how else would I learn about
        the best TV on DVD such as "The
        Office" and "TV Carnage"... if I didn't
        get his mass emails how else would I
        know about that website about the
        woman who Amy Sedaris based Jerri
        Blank on? You tell me!? Jason's an
        encyclopedia for crazy culture and I'm
        enriched as the result. Rock On!
      • Stevie
      • Posted
      • Jason don't writes me no mores. That
        makes me sad. But it's ok though. I
        know that one day, we are destined to
        actually hang out...i'm free all this
        week btw.
      • Erin
      • Posted
      • Destined to be friends (so why the
        intro by a wack-ass mark named Semen?),
        I endured my one and only semester at
        the U of Iowa smoking up with Jason,
        staring at his phenomenal art and
        listening to sick stories about weirdos
        only he could know. I fled to London,
        ran into Jason one year later on the
        street while in Iowa visiting my peeps,
        and we swapped more stories and smoked
        mad bong hits before parting ways.
        Years later on a crowded NYC train
        Jason's back smashed against my
        shoulder! (Of course, I then lost his
        number.) Then last year Friendster
        brought us together again. Finding we
        were both holding it down in Brooklyn,
        we rekindled our friendship in style. I
        recently left town, but some day I'll
        return to my home of six years, mixing
        New York flavor with a Midwestern touch
        as only we folk can do ;)
      • O-Megatron
      • Posted
      • What I like most about JP is his "Right
        on!" attitude, and of course his New
        York Rocker doo, which upon seeing, I
        have done my best to emulate. I'll
        always think of him with a smile on his
        face while we sip blue Romulan Ale,
        just before I throw up and pass out.
      • Erin
      • Posted
      • Friend 3000 is one kick-ass model. I
        would definitely go for the v. 10.3
        update, as the new features are
        definitely worth the investment.
        Sometimes I wonder what I would do
        without my Friend 3000.
      • Steven
      • Posted
      • I first met Jason in Alberta in 1944.
        We were both dodging the draft, and we
        were both practicing German, just in
        case. We drifted northward until
        eventually we got jobs in an oil mine -
        - tough, messy work, and the pick-axes
        weren't really very helpful, but it
        paid enough that we could get drunk
        every night at the local saloon. One
        night we were hanging out there and a
        real looker walked in. She told us
        her name was Norma, and that she was
        an American like us, and she started
        hitting on Jason. I decided she was
        trouble, so while she was taking a
        leak, I clubbed Jason over the head
        and dragged him home. When Jason came
        to, he was furious. He told me she
        was going to be rich and famous, that
        she was planning to return to Los
        Angeles, change her name to "Marilyn
        Monroe", and start a film career, and
        that she'd wanted to take Jason with
        her. I assured him that she'd never
        amount to anything, and that he was
        better off in the oil mine.
        Eventually he calmed down, but he
        swore that if I was wrong, he'd never
        forgive me.

        And he never has.
      • Danielle
      • Posted
      • This ubermensch cooks well, dresses well
        and dates daniella.......! I wonder if he can
        walk on water...hmmmm
      • Daniella
      • Posted
      • Jason is a mush monkey. He is a snappy
        dresser, a wonderful cook, a midwestern
        charmer, and sometimes makes me feel a
        little naughty inside.
      • Kelly
      • Posted
      • Jason is great cause he has the smarts
        and style of someone who lives in NYC
        but he is still just a true hick from
        the Midwest! Think Vivienne Westwood
        meets Trailer Park.
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