Francis

      I am a monstrous, giant prehistoric monster.

      "Pa-tiew, pa-tiew! Them's laser noises, jerkass! Hope you like 'em! Yee-haw, I'm just a good ol' boy from Texas, 2194! I..."

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      • Lelena
      • Posted
      • I get to kill people and monsters with
        him in an alternate reality...what more is
        there to say?
      • Amelia
      • Posted
      • Francis is a fickle friendster. Oh,
        he'll try to tell you it's just because
        friendster's still in beta, blah blah
        blah. In fact, he has expounded on the
        joys to be found in the power of
        defriendstering. Watch out.
      • mKla
      • Posted
      • Knowing you has put me within two
        degrees of separation from Luke Wilson
        and for that it will all be worth it. Come
        what may. (Dr. Francid...)
      • Aldo
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      • i was with francis the night they
        handcuffed him (with 2 sets of cuffs!)
        to that bench. although he was too drunk
        to stand, not to mention handcuffed, he
        kept trying to fight the cops. my
        favorite was when he would try to kick
        up on to his feet like we learned at
        remedial ninja summer camp. his body
        would kick up, but since he was
        handcuffed to the ground he would just
        land on his head/neck. it was great. all
        because he tried to steal the police
        horse's nikes.
      • Laura
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      • Francis is one half of the strangest
        yet most compelling couple I have ever
        come across, lovingly referred to as
        Fradrienne. He has on odd obsession
        with Maura Tierney. I mean yeah
        alright she's hot, but it's like old
        hot, like Harrison Ford hot. Anyway
        back to Francis. Three things emerge
        from the fog when I think about
        Francis (Penguins, Maura Tierney, and
        the way he stands). He frequently
        stands like a pregnant lady with his
        hands on the small of his back pushing
        out his imaginary stomach. His
        stomach is actually concave. It's
        quite a sight and I would recommend it
        to any and all. Francis is the
        biggest sweetie and he is damn funny.
        He'll tell you he's not but he is. I
        give him two thumbs up for adult
        language and brief nudity. Laura 6:10
      • Liz
      • Posted
      • If he weren't Adrienne's bitch, I'd
        make him my bitch in my harem of
        bitches. Rock on, Candyeatingman.
      • Ryan
      • Posted
      • He loves penguins, but not in that
        way. To the best of my knowledge he
        does not have a penguin fetish. It's
        not a sexual thing at all so don't
        misinterpret. There aren't many
        penguins down in the bayou ... there
        aren't ANY penguins down in the
        bayou. You won't find Francis in the
        bayou. You should like Francis.
        Wango Tango.
      • Diana
      • Posted
      • what can i say about francis. he's a
        great listener. like when you say "you
        got to chug" he actually pukes up all
        his beer. like when you say let's watch
        a movie, he puts in a movie about cholos
        in the barrio.
      • Mikel
      • Posted
      • Yes, it is THAT guy.
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