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oh lord won't you buy me a mercedes l train?

Capricorn

first name: l train

last name: nyc


First off, if you send me messages asking me to add you, it ain't gonna happen. All the info you need is below. Now, on to business:


The L Train: Doing Good Deeds Every Hour, on the Hour

I was born in 1985, after the express LL that ran from 1967 to 1985 was discontinued. my color code is grey. My sister, the G, and I fight about whether we connect at Metropolitan or at Lorimer. But since she's older, I let her win.

Lately, I've become a moody train line that decides not to run sometimes -- chalk it up to my rebellious teen years if you like. But I've got those shiny new cars, which makes me better than the F or the N/Q/R/W which don't like to run at all late at night. So you remember that while you're huffing and puffing and sighing and rolling your eyes the next time I'm delayed. And speaking of which...

I am SO SO tired of sick people riding me and holding me up in the morning -- so, if you're feeling ill, if you think you're feeling ill, if you think you might feel ill, STAY ON THE PLATFORM! Believe me, having 800 people not give a shit about you because you've made them late can only be further hazardous to your health.

And, I'm sorry about the shoddy service....they're installing an annoying new "communications system" that allegedly will make me run more efficiently.

Don't send me requests to add you please; L Train gets annoyed if you do that. I'm way too busy writing testimonials and loving my passengers in a way that only the L can. All the info you need is below.

The L Train thanks you. Thanks for being cute. Thanks you for being sexy. Thanks you for riding. Step lively, kiddies; you've got places to be.



first name: l train

last name: nyc

i wanna meet all the peeps between canarsie and 8th avenue that love to ride me. ride me baby, ride me.

i need someone to help pimp this ride.