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Bonsai
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Interested In:
Dating Men and Women, Relationship Men and Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
Berkeley, CA
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Bonsai's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/849496
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Occupation:
professional carpet shitter and ball chaser
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What I enjoy doing:
attacking small children and the handicapped in an attempt to not feel so very small
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About Me:
well, first off i guess i should tell you that i have no
balls. my mom chopped them off a long time ago. she said
they were ugly. so yeah... but i'm really smart. i can
sit up, lay down, sit, shake hands, roll over, play dead
and high five. oh and i like to go through the trash and
eat things that give me diarrhea and make me fat. i'm
also pretty insecure about my size and the fact that i'm
ball-less so i like to attack people i don't know, esp if
they're handicapped in some way.
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Who I Want to Meet:
anyone who will throw the ball. i'm not that picky.
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Bonsai, come.
Come. :discoverseatenunderwear:
SSSSSS! Did you eat this? Look at
what you did! OHH! OHHHHHHHHHH!
ohhhh. Bonsai, bad! OHHHH. Becky
look at this. ohhhh. Get the
camera!! :slap:
actually the smartest one of us all...
his single minded obsession with the
ball is actually a ploy to manipulate
us into giving him more food. beware of
the cute droopy eyes.... its yet
another step to total world domination!
ever met me off of friendster. i am,
alas, only a friendster, for now, and
forever.
but hey man...his cute puppy dog eyes
have _even_ me enamoured!
bongalonga has been christened as my
dog after he chewed up 30,000 pairs of
my underwear, 3 purses, one shoe and
other unmentionable items. i love
the 'bonan-ja' (as my mom says)
because he was my partner in crime
when attacking strange men on the
street. his bark is the loudest front
as he really has the biggest inferior
complex. he often times forgets who he
just got acquainted with and moves
into defense mode when the person
stands up or moves. he may seem dumb
but he really knows how to work it
when he wants something (mainly the
ball or your food). nobody can count
the number of 'ohhhh's he's
accumulated over the years. poor
bonsai, he just wants to be loved!
and him go waaaaayyyyyy back, from
like the Mr. Rags days in 2001. I can
remember when you didn't run all
over the place breaking stuff and
chewing up Denises drawls. You
were a cute innocent little dogg that
made whomever was walking with
you get jocked, whether that be
Denise or anyone else. I was
walking one day thru campus and in
the distance I see Denise and
Bonsai near Dwinelle hall. D calls
me over and gives me a hug and
Bonsai is jumping all over me like im
his daddy. (whos ya daddy) So i
mean to make a long story short,
Bonsai is scared of new people and
barks at them, but he didnt bark at
me, and all the people in the
surrounding area were like
DAAAAAAMMMMNNNN, howd THAT
fool tame that dogg so quick..Well
those fools obviously dont know how
longs Ive know this dogg. Keep it real
Bonsai, ill holla at you. Peace