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"i grew up a poor black boy in the south.
I am the inventor of the optigrab, a device that keeps your eyeglasses
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Occupation:
Geriatric Podiatrist (I like old people and feet)
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Hobbies and Interests:
slinky, silly putty, sex, roller disco, race cars, red, kites, kittens, karma, backgammon, booze, bastard children, harmonicas, helium, hamsteak, oranges, ovaltine, organ donation, alliteration
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Favorite Books:
the ones that come on tape
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Favorite Movies:
withnail & I, bottle rocket/rushmore/tannenbaums, connery as bond, king of comedy, down by law
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Favorite Music:
rolling stones, faces, expensive winos, clash, talking heads, the dictators, turbo negro
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Favorite TV Shows:
blackadder, bronx bunny show, greatest american hero, robin byrd show
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About Me:
i grew up a poor black boy in the south.
I am the inventor of the optigrab, a device that keeps your eyeglasses
from sliding off your nose.
Now I live in a huge mansion in Hollywood with my dog and my thermos
and my chair and my paddle ball and my remote control
(My neighbor is the guy who invented pizza in a cup)
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Who I Want to Meet:
the person who figured out how to get fruit to float in jell-o.
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Testimonials and Comments for Scaramanga
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is Marascanga?" just to confuse people
like the other infamous "who the fuck
is .. " pins. people will read it and
say "dont you mean Scaramanga from the
Bond films?" and I'll say "no,
Marascanga from the BONDage films.."
ladies smile and guys get style...
on Mark at one time or another. All the more
reason NOT TO MOVE TO JAPAN! Oh, how we
will miss your house and its bar downstairs,
your funky decor and occasional pet chicken,
your half-baked plans and full-blown genius,
your need to put on and take off a hat each
time you walk out the door, your many acts of
art and multiples that you give as "originals"
to friends (except me, strangely), your vespa
scooter and its shady-ass trunk, your claims
to wanting solitude and ability to make instant
friends with everyone in a room. You are still
one of my favorite people to talk to and most
dependable friends. Stay in touch, buddy.
with mark in college. he was rightly
frightened by my behavior. but it's ok
i'm over it! toootally. no crush here.
nope nope nope. and no that was not
me sleeping outside your door
spooning a homeless woman for
warmth just to catch a glimpse of you
stumbling out for coffee and
cigarettes! quit dirtying my name!
looking in person, but i am not going to say
that. he has a big bag of sneakers that he
uses to lure people to his cave.
FELLA OUT, HE LOVES SEDUCTIVE
ACTIVITIES INVOLVING THE ROOT OF HIS
PERSONAL SACRIFICE COUPLED WITH
INSECURITIES ABOUT HIS OWN
REALTIONSHIPS WITH OTHERS. A GREAT
WINGMAN, BUT WATCH OUT FOR HIS THREE
TITS.
Barbecue Shack. He came in, disguised,
with a bottle of Jameson on his breath
and he wanted to know the secrets of
flash-frying a whole turkey. We've had
good times ever since.
We are planning to try an entire lamb
so please let us know if your
interested...