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Interested In:
Dating Women, Relationship with Women, Friends
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
Copiague, Long Island, NY
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Mike's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/851417
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Other education:
Copiague High, USC, LACC, UCB Theater
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Occupation:
QA game tester, amateur comedy writer / comedian
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Affiliations:
BZO
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What I enjoy doing:
Comedy, Movies, Music, Video Games, TMBG, Theme Parks, Action Figures, Roller Coasters, Ping-Pong, Accordion, Late-Night Talk Shows, Halloween, Concerts, Bowling, Diners, Scrabble, Woody Allen, Jim Henson, Andy Kaufman, Obsessing, Complaining, Self-Loathing
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Favorite Books:
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Lord of the Rings, 1984, Kick Me, American Psycho, Lost in the Funhouse, The Collected Calvin & Hobbes, Take the Cannoli, The Partly-Cloudy Patriot, Assassination Vacation, Mr. Show: What Happened?
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Favorite Movies:
Rushmore, Star Wars (original trilogy), The Big Lebowski, Edward Scissorhands, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Magnolia, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich, 12 Monkeys, Indiana Jones trilogy, Unbreakable, Annie Hall, Back to the Future, Fight Club, Ghostbusters, The Goonies, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, South Park, The Matrix, UHF, Gigantic: A Tale of Two Johns
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Favorite Music:
They Might Be Giants, Ben Folds Five, Ben Folds, Eels, Radiohead, Weezer, Soul Coughing, The Beatles, Modest Mouse, Barenaked Ladies, OKGo, Fountains of Wayne, Mono Puff, John Linnell and the Statesmen, Mike Doughty, Billy Joel, Wesley Willis, Talking Heads, Paul Simon, The White Stripes, The Bens, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Corn Mo
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Favorite TV Shows:
The X-Files, The Simpsons (seasons 1-10), Mr. Show, South Park, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Late Show with David Letterman, The Sopranos, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Freaks & Geeks, Lost, Futurama, Deadwood, The Twilight Zone, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Muppet Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Newsradio, Family Guy, Seinfeld, The Larry Sanders Show, Kids in the Hall, Quantum Leap, Get a Life, The Daily Show, ALF, Adult Swim (circa 2002), Arrested Development
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About Me:
I'm a huge dork and I enjoy doing dorky things.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Other dorks.
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highly durable, even under the
strictest testing. His form is both
stylish and easy to use. He is cost-
effective. Definitely a cut above all
other competition.
hilarious in HS. I'm sure he's crossed
the threshold by now.
also gotta big up him for warning me
repeatedly about the Star Wars Christmas
Special, but letting me see it when he saw that
I NEEDED to. I also enjoy his standup act,
even in shitty clubs with four other people
there to laugh. I'd probably hang out with him
more if I didn't need a fuckin' chirpa to get
from wherever I could find parking to his
apartment. That, and he hates me.
HA!" Thinks he's real fuckin' funny,
doesn't he? Let's see you out-funny a
bullet, SMART ASS.
procedure, same as the other food. The other
food stopped coming, and Mike started. I'm
ready. And he's ready!
realized that I'd never be able to compare to
his mastery of the video store arts. Every sale,
every rental, was yet another reminder of how
inferior I was in the face of his awe-inspiring
prowess behind the counter. Graceful with a
swiffer mop, erudite regarding all manner of
cinematic history, and smooth with the ladies,
Mike was a wonder to behold. A golden god
in a Boba Fett t-shirt.
My self-esteem crippled, my back muscles
demolished by the strain of trying to keep up
with his debonair style, I slumped away on
those cold rainy days with tears of frustration
running down my face. But when I look back
on those bleak times, I always remember that
Mike introduced me to my dear friend Mr.
Show.
And things seem just a little bit sunnier.
Mike I have gotten to know him as
one of the most dependable and
patient people I know. I mean he
actually has to listen to me vent my
frustrations about work. Poor guy.
But what is really exceptional is that
he is also one of the nicest people I
know. Consistently. To see Mike in
a bad mood is something very rare
indeed. In fact he is one of the
people that makes my job worth
going to...and the word on the street
is he's pretty funny too.
clue you in on a little secret: the
truth is just that the rest of us
AREN'T comedians.
but Mike is the best running back never
to play for the NFL. Agents and
coaches call him day and night, and all
he says is "It's not my thing, man." A
guy's gotta follow his dream.
And sure, Mike hates some stuff. But
what Mike hates probably isn't worth
liking.
weeks notice sucked, it goes without
saying. So instead I would like to
focus on his great ability to play
scattergories. Not only does he usually
not win, but he makes you feel guilty
if you do because his answers were so
much cooler than yours, even if they
were wrong. He masters the play and eat
7-11 at the same time with grace. He's
looking for that special someone to sit
beside him at the game to be his luck
charm, or foot rest, either way.