maya hayuk

of soft knocks

expert pro-specialist. letting my freak flag fly

mayahayuk.com, barnstormers, haulin oats, flock of segers, grateful dead cover band, BUG

filling out forms on the world wide web, piles of stuff, 99 cent stores, ghost stories, abandoned buildings, cooking over a camp fire, lens flare, naps, sandwiches, mimes who are giving blow jobs, record skips, cubic zirconium, umlatts, safety orange, bacon, wood grain, hot tubbin', unlimited nights and weekends

david sedaris, kurt vonnegut, philip k dick, paul auster, daniel clowes, john irving, ray bradbury, chuck palanuik, mark sundeen, the dictionary, a wrinkle in time trilogy, narnia

bill murray, coen brothers, jodorowsky, lars von trier, spike jonze, adom egoyan, ralph bakshi, stanley kubrick, wong kar wai, parker posey, todd solondz, christopher guest, john waters, john hughes, semour butts, phillip seymour hoffman, darren aronofsky, will ferrell

mix tapes to/from friends, serenades and sing-alongs from & with honcho, soft sounds, total silence, will oldham, anything that would qualify as the soundtrack for driving in a custom van through a canyon at sunset: Dio, Zep, Scorps, Halen, Prefuse73, Buffalo Springfield, Savath&Savalas, Fairport Convention, OliviaTremorControl, NeutralMilkHotel, ScratchAcid, 4Tet, Kinks, JOMF, Joana Newsom, Pentangle, Floyd, Can, Mellow Candle, GBV, TVontheRADIO, Wire, Minutemen, BuffySainte-Marie, Rush, Neu!, Hal l&Oates, HuskerDu, AnimalCollective, Eyvind Kang, Charlie D&Milo, PGsix, WhiteMagic, Eno, Nilsson, Bread, Hedge&Donna, Brewer&Shipley, Y oungbloods, TheDead, Feathers, Fox

when i had and watched tv: the OC, little house on the prairie, arrested development, kids in the hall, ali g, strangers with candy, tina fey-written things, mr. show, curb your enthusiasm, david chappelle

Sagittarius

i like stuff. no wait. let me rephrase that: i am seriously into stuff. all of it. especially when it has raybans on it (cacti, babies, santa). i should mention, though, that i don't believe in midgets or vitamin supplements.
astrally i think i've been here before. and, yes, i think there's room for one more person.

wandering minstrels, mimes, jugglers, gypsies, gnomes, wizards, tokers, lepers,playas and haters. elves and bilbos, magic rings, lepreuchans and brownie kings.