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Schools (Other):
Mendocino Community High School, College of the Redwoods, Goddard College
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College/University:
Goddard College, Attended 2001 - 2003, Bachelor's Degree, Cultural Anthropology / Linguistics
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Occupation:
Bohemian? I mean, web designer. I mean, writer.
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Affiliations:
Pax Christi, National War Tax Resistance Coordinating Committee, Oxford Tolkien Society
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Hobbies and Interests:
SCA, Fencing, Kendo, Roleplaying, Having Sex, Writing, The Beach, Post-Pubescent Women
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Favorite Books:
100 Years of Solitude, Stranger in a Strange Land, Last Temptation of Christ, In the Name of the Rose, Jitterbug Perfume, The Sparrow, One, Being There, The Ethical Slut, Hopscotch, I Couldn't Paint Golden Angels, Government is Violence
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Favorite Movies:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Hero, Shrek (2), Lost in Translation, Big Lebowski, Lord of the Rings, Labyrinth, Princess Bride, Amelie, Braveheart, Spirited Away, Wet Hot American Summer, Galaxy Quest, Boondock Saints
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Favorite Music:
Neutral Milk Hotel, Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, Wilco, Violent Femmes, Elf Power, Dan Bern, Moxy Fruvous, Bonnie 'Prince' Billy, Neil Young, Mark Knopfler, Elvis (the real one) Costello, the Magnetic Fields, Cat Power, Circulatory System, 764-Hero
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Favorite TV Shows:
Brak Show, Spaceghost CTC, Homestarrunner, Iron Chef, Sealab 2021, Home Movies, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Star Trek, Southpark, Simpsons, Clone High, The State, Upright Citizens Brigade, The Tick, Rainbow Bright, The Carebears
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
I'm your average sold-his-soul-by-doing-web-design-for-a-
living-aspiring-author-wants-to-found-a-college-and-work-
at-saving-the-world-anarchist-pacifist-queer-
pretentious-literary-dork-vegan who loves everyone. I love
love, sex, playing, fighting, skipping, reading, sighing,
crying, living, and maybe eventually dying. I like writing
poetry and taking long walks on the beach, in the woods, in
the rain and through the mountains. I separated from the love
of my life a year ago, and it's like, really hard and stuff, but I'm
totally hoping good comes out of it. I'm always looking for new
friends, lovers, playmates, or arch-enemies.
You can read some of my writing, at all stages of development, at
http://www.mylittlesoapbox.com/ or view my neophyte attempts in
digital photography at http://www.mylittlesoapbox.com/photo/
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Who I Want to Meet:
I would like to meet anyone who can make me cry because
they're so smart, sexy, funny, different, playful, kind,
open, surprising or ineffably amazing. I also would like to meet Jesus.
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people that I find my self
gravitationally (perhaps
electro-magnetically..) attracted
towards. He's one of the smarter people
I know, he's an
anarchist-vegan-catholic-slice you head
off, spit on your corpse and sleep with
your widowed wife insane barbarian-but
still really nice guy. Speaking of
barbarian hes one badass sword swingin',
armor craftin', SCA renniasance fairy
boy mother fucker if you know what I
mean, and if you don't than try to poke
him with a stick and see how it goes.
But anyways wrapped up; hes a foxy wolf
in a drag queen sheep clothing, but soft
hearted as taffy and cuddly as a teddy
bear.
ditching school to go eat Kozy Shack
pudding and watch Goodfellas with
Brendan. The truth is, I really love
this boy, and I almost never see him,
unless it's to slang him some tempeh
and orange pop at th' ol' restraunt. No
one can make me laugh like this man,
and in return he's one of three people
in the history of all time to get my
sense of humor (the other two were Abe
Lincoln, and Famous Mortimer). Brendan,
come back to me dammit, we still live
in the same town for fuck's sake.
Brendan might be, "Oh, this guy's a
smarty-pants." But your second reaction
will be, "Wait - he IS a smarty-pants."
Brendan soaks up information like a
sponge and spews it back at you like a
newborn baby who keeps puking up breast-
milk. I didn't know he was such a
sexual beast but it doesn't surprise
me - he was, after all, a pimp in high
school. No, I don't mean "pimp" as
in "getting lots of girls" - I
mean "pimp" as in "renting out women
for sexual favors then taking their
money." No, not really. He's a sweetie
and smart as hell and funny too. We've
had some good talks about Jesus and
stayed up all night sitting around
tables rolling twelve-sided dice and
pretending to be elves. Shut up.
Oh yes the times. I guess I was a
little older, but still found myself
in his presence, and at his
hospitality. such is life when you
repeatedly find yourself on someones
floor on many given mornings in a
serious honest to god sea of people,
none well slept, some of whome were
living thoroughly in "sin". And on
these mornings finding yourself in
cahoots with the enemy(Bushmills), and
the cheapest vodka available.And
coming to recall the night just hours
ended, where a vague recollection of
folks of all age shape and size were
schlepping what? Goldschlagger out of
your navel on the rooftop. These and
star wars are good times.
I love this kid. He's a good one.
might be watching the ocean
thinking "How serene." But when you
turn your back a tidal wave of nipple
twists will devour your rice patties.
Brendan makes me giggle like a little
girl. He's a funny man. In my youth I
would go to his house for parties. It
was at these parties that I learned
the subtle beauty of two men making
sweet whoopy. He reminds me of the old
cantonese proverb "Brendan is little
but his love his big."
appears far more SANE in real life than on the
internet. That is, if you believe everything he
says, which, according to Sven, is folley.
goodness. Where have you been all my
life?
his elephant wife, as powerful as a
giant. But they adore each other! And,
in the games of love, their harmony is
perfect. The hare-man knows all the
subtle caresses that arouse his wife.
Making use of Apadravyas, he increases
the size of his frail lingam. There are
all kinds of them in the pleasure room:
gold armband, precious wood tube, ivory
bracelet. They choose them according to
how their lovemaking progresses. First
rub your penis with wasp stings and
massage it with sweet oil. When it
swells, let it dangle for ten nights
through a hole in your bed, going to
sleep each night on your stomach.
After this period use a cool ointment
to remove the pain and swelling. By this
method men... of insatiable sexual
appetite, manage to keep their penises
enlarged throughout their lives.