Jenny Jemison

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      "a stranger in a strange land"

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      • Phillip
      • Posted
      • i am writing this from the past...i was
        walking home drunk the other night and
        found an Einstein-Rosen bridge in the
        trash...when i saw it i knew what it was
        and that i shouldnt touch it...i was
        dumb...so i am in moscow russia...the
        year is 1965...if i had a choice between
        talking to jenny for 1 minute or a crate
        full of lipstick, beatles albums, and
        bluejeans...i would go with the minute
        with jenny...you ask me how i am writing
        this from russia in the past??? none of
        your business
      • Christopher
      • Posted
      • Two thousand years from now, long after some
        pioneers built the first casino in AC, people the
        world over will stand around by fires and share
        good cheer with one another drinking
        whoknow'swhatmadefromsoybeans and they'll
        say, "To Jenny." And the rest will reply, in unison,
        "To Jenny." They'll drink. They'll get drunk. They'll
        spit watermellon seeds at each other and go home
        to their beds made of straw and bits of rock. I'm
        telling you, the girl is eternal.
      • Greg
      • Posted
      • Damn! What can a guy say? Jenny is hot!
      • Christopher
      • Posted
      • The girl that stole the klan from kluxers, red
        from apple, blue from screamin' jay, legs
        from crazy... well, she's really done it this
        time. She put the right back in wrong,
        grabbed the strings when nobody was
        looking and fried the system along side two
        eggs with the yolks up and just enough
        jiggle to hurt someone. She 'll be married in
        32 countries under 31 names by January,
        eating humans like pumpkins and spitting
        the seeds in every flower pot from here to
        Delhi. Go Jenny go, you wild Arkansas,
        friend to coward and heathen all, get on this
        train and don't pull the brake until after we've
        run out of track....
      • Janet
      • Posted
      • jenny is to graphic design what les paul is to
        guitar, what peanut butter is to jelly, what
        punk is to rock. that is to say she's electric,
        tasty and anti-establishment. there would be
        no magenta maids without this girl. for
        serious.
      • Christopher
      • Posted
      • These here are some things everyone
        should know about Jenny. When we was
        kids, she was pastor McGregor's favorite of
        the flock, on account of always being the first
        at service and the last to leave. She went to
        Mrs. Weatherby's everyday on the way
        home from school to see that she was well
        and not hungry or dying from thirst and she
        even brought old Weatherby in for show and
        tell one day and introduced her to the class
        as her grandmother, which was real nice
        and only a white lie since that sweet old
        woman wanted more than anything to have
        her own grandchildren but couldn't on
        account of being incompetent or impotent or
        some such thing they called you when your
        parts wasn't all the way in order. She also
        liked to wrastle me to the ground, scissors
        lock me til I passed out, and then fart on my
        head. I miss you Jenny. When you s'po'd to
        be comin home anyway?

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