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"-i'm an incredibly obstinate self-proclaimed introvert that's far too pragmatic.
-i'm prolonging my academic career as..."
More about Bree
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Schools (Other):
Maranacook Community School
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College/University:
Trinity University, Attended 2000 - 2004, Class of 2004, Bachelor's Degree, History/Classics
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Occupation:
Slacker
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Hobbies and Interests:
outdoor activities of all kinds (backpacking, camping, hiking, boating etc), reading, music, writing, movies, computers, photography
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Favorite Books:
the story of b, the fountainhead, narnia, the new sufferings of young w, any and all foucault & russel (even if he's an ass), agatha christie, anne of green gables, on the road, anything history (esp opium), howl, euripides, perks of being a wallflower, alexander, howl's moving castle, pride &prej
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Favorite Movies:
goonies, usual suspects, cheerleader ninjas, hedwig, rushmore, election, princess bride, ocean's eleven, rope, the ref, sliding doors, anything with colin firth, life aquatic
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Favorite Music:
bela fleck and the flecktones, miles, rufus, beatles, lz, bnl, modest mouse, ben folds 5, jazz, death cab, postal service, wilco, jacko, st germaine, djs krush & shadow, j5, lamb, the shins, glue, paul weller, the decemberists, massive attack, g-unit, jonny lang, blackalicious, stevie wonder, eyedea & abilities
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Favorite TV Shows:
arrested development, law & order, hockey when the NHL doesn't blow (i.e. this year), desperate housewives
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About Me:
-i'm an incredibly obstinate self-proclaimed introvert that's far too pragmatic.
-i'm prolonging my academic career as long as possible. and i'm not all that introverted. at least not in a scary way.
-i love (LOVE) music of all varieties. robert johnson to rod stewart, blue hill to star 101, flatlanders to fifty cent. hit me, i dare you to come up with something i don't like. (exceptions: shania, stevie nicks, & skinny puppy. and that really really bad song about the red sox that makes me ashamed that i've seen dropkick in concert.)
-i'm awesome.
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Who I Want to Meet:
roman candles.
john hannah, noah taylor, jason bateman, colin firth, jonny lang, ben gibbard, hugh grant (past-present-and-future), andrew mccarthy (but in the distant st elmo's fire past), angelina jolie & tawny kitaen.
(the last is the woman that humped (as well as did cartwheels atop) the car in th epic whitesnake "here i go again" video -- i think this would provide interesting conversation content... she also stars in a plethora of fantastically-bad-but-actually-quite-good eighties teen flicks)
there should really be a place to put who you don't want to meet: useless tools, super-angsty emo kids and aspiring hipsters... especially of the trucker hat wearing variety? oh, and anyone with style. they wouldn't be able to stand me because i don't have any.
FUN BEATS BORING, EVERY TIME!!
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better summers of our lives together at Y
Camp, eating fluffy cake, cleaning the TIPS,
running away from George and just blissing
out in general. You can find Bree nowadays
rooming with her best friend Holly (haha) who
has chased her down to Texas and reminds
her of the good old days of the mid 90's on
the shores of Cobbosseconte. Love you
lots~Spaz
You wanted a testimonial, so you get
one!
Reasons Bree is cool:
1. She is a woman!
2. She watches The O.C.
3. She watches The O.C. with me!
4. She allows me to get "Up Against
the Wall" with her!
5. She goes to Wal-Mart!
6. She goes to Wal_Mart with me!
7. She likes Polar Ice gum.
8. She knows that Dove Dark Chocolate
is erotic!
9. She likes Bret Easton Ellis!
10. She would date Justin Timberlake
and so would I!
11. She plays Beirut and lets me drink
her beer! (Oh..wait..)
12. She uses St. Ives and Suave.
13. She is a woman!
14. She'll drive to Prassel in the heat
of the night.
15. She is a woman!
16. That would make me a man!
17. She wears shiny pants.
18. She wears shiny pants with bling
heels.
19. She wears shiny pants with blings
heels that I picked out!
20. She wears shiny pants with bling
heels that I picked out and she lets me
wear them!
21. Blackjack!
22. She is my friend!
Love, Charley
as "Bree", "b-roy", "Briana", "that
uber HOT babe", or even as "that nice
piece of Maine ass", you have to admit
that Bree is a pretty hot chick. I
mean, come on...who wouldn't want to
have oodles and oodles of kinky sex
with her. I know that I would if I
could (in other words, I don't have a
chance...heh). Of course, Bree does
have some other, less important
qualities too. She is kind of a hippie,
no? A Canuck hippie, heh! What else,
hmmmmm? I guess the fact that she is
one of the smartest, most beautiful,
most sensitive, and most caring friends
I have is sort of important. Oh yeah, I
almost forgot completely...Bree's
vanilla scent is so refreshing and
soothing. Whenever I smell any hint of
vanilla, whether I am at the mall, in
class, at a sleazy single drinking by
myself, or at convent partying with
some hot nuns, I can't help but get
seriously turned on, flushed, and
possibly wet...naturally thinking of
Bree! In closing, here is a couplet for
you, Bree Roy:
Bree, you are one rad lady,
Please, please have my baby!
of my teeth out and trashed my room
before she was three, she's the best
little sister ever. people never
believe that we're related because she
has great fashion sense. and she's hot.