Yes, you're a bit of an ass. (ha ha, get it?). You can be a little mean, but it's all in good fun. Right? You kick hard, because you have strong hind legs, but you're basically a peaceful creature. More power to you!

He is an old school dictator indeed! Genghis Khan made being a dictator cool before "dictator" was even a word!

Yes. You are really sexy. You have the figure, the looks, and the smile that drives them mad! Use it to your advantage! Flaunt yourself and have a good time! After all, soon old age will set in, and all that will be gone...

You aren't fat. You're sexy! Your lithe figure and devious curves are enough to drive your lovers crazy. You exercise, and you eat right. Have fun!

Your last sight will be your own air bubbles rising to a distant water surface. Morbid, I know! But also romantic! Drowning, whether in a bathtub or in the expansive ocean, is a classic way to go.