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"little person, big dreams.
also: i am physiologically incapable of making "jazz hands". I am also a theater..."
More about Velociraptor
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Schools:
Montera Middle, Attended 1991 - 1993, Class of 1993
Bishop O Dowd High School, Attended 1993 - 1997, Class of 1997
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Schools (Other):
NYU.
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College/University:
New York University, Attended 1997 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, Dramatic Literature and Theatre History and other equally interesting but useless shit
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Occupation:
songstress/genius/tiger
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Hobbies and Interests:
giant squids, pirates, gambling, dogs, pitbulls, Harry Potter, Russian history, the gold rush, knitting, fighting the man, shakespeare, pie, the MAGIC! of THEATER!, manatees, penguins, and assorted sea life
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Favorite Books:
the brothers karamazov, king lear, antony&cleopatra, troilus&cressida, most of the rest of the shakespeares, the plague, atonement, anything austen except probably northinger abbey, assassination vacation, sedaris, the awakening, beloved, potter!!!, anna karenina, chekhov, phantom tollbooth, the name of the rose, travels in hyperreality, crying of lot 49, gulag archipelago, the idiot, remembrance of things past, paradise lost, pinter, granville barker's prefaces, great expectations, david copperfield. NEW FAVORITE: the areas of my expertise by john hodgman.
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Favorite Movies:
Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Life Aquatic, PeeWee's Big Adventure, The Jerk is a nearly perfect movie, all things guest, Zoolander, Gods and Monsters, Cabin Boy, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Mummy
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Favorite Music:
mostly NPR but also blackalicious, the smiths, wu tang is for the children, talib kweli, the shins, postal service, billy idol, cibo matto, the little mermaid soundtrack, outkast, J5, lyrics born
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Favorite TV Shows:
the daily show, project runway, R.I.P. arrested development, curb your enthusiasm, the state, news radio, seinfeld, perfect strangers, the one about the dogs with jobs, and i mean i really like the daily show
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Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
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About Me:
little person, big dreams.
also: i am physiologically incapable of making "jazz hands". I am also a theater professional. This is the central irony of my life.
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Who I Want to Meet:
people who are willing to call me a genius. fuck the rest of you.
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Velociraptor may also be a zombie in disguise. So watch out.
speaks some kickass fake German and lets
us play toilet paper dodgeball.
me...while I take a dump. :)
denmark to sweep her off her feet. and
with her wit and julia-stiles-like good
looks, that just may happen for her.
what you need to know: this is NOT the
47 bus, people in this world are
strange, the mama's in cabo san lucas
is total and complete shite, and joy
meads although lovable and an
incredible snuggler, has the WORST
GAYDAR known to mankind.
and they were like "what are you doing?" and I
was like "what?" and they were like "that wavy
thing you were doing with your hand just
then. What does it mean?" and I said "oh... it's
just a mannerism I picked up from my badass
friend Joy" and they were like "what does it
mean" and I said "I think it means 'very' or
'ohmygod' or 'whooaa', but it's hard to
express". There was then this loooong pause
wherein they were thinking (I'm sure) "call the
cops this guy is a fuckin' maniac" and I
thought "Damn you Joy... you're infecting my
mind!"