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Heather Sorrentino
Messaging Off
[Restricted to Heather's friends]
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Interested In:
Friends
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Member Since:
Jul 2003
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Hometown:
e-town
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Heather's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/862333
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Occupation:
tourist
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Affiliations:
the barsuk mafia
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What I enjoy doing:
my bontempi keyboard, tab cola, the virtual Thesaurus, muzak of the lo-fi persuasion, ninjas, guys named Vince (as in Vaughn and D'Onofrio)
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Favorite Books:
orwell/sedaris/bradbury are the kings of my heart, a clockwork orange, 2001: a space odyssey, guerrilla warfare, catcher in the rye, the awakening, one day in the life of ivan denisovich, superfudge/tales of a fourth grade nothing, diary of a mad housewife
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Favorite Movies:
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, lost in translation, the x-files, donnie darko, empire strikes back, orgazmo, ghost dad, kung pow: enter the fist, the last unicorn, cannibal!: the musical, psycho beach party, empire records, mallrats, waiting for guffman, muriel's wedding, the burbs
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Favorite Music:
revolutionary hydra, bobby conn, john vanderslice, arcade fire, u.s.e., mountain goats, dismemberment plan, the decemberists, harvey danger, the long winters, rat cat hogan, sloMo rabbit kick, neutral milk hotel
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Favorite TV Shows:
the state, nip/tuck, city confidential, american justice, eerie indiana, in living color, recess, brisco county jr, the x-files, csi, adult swim, law & order: ci, walker texas ranger [seriously. this is the worst/best/worst most amazingly ridiculous show ever.]
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About Me:
i'll be the one with pigtails and legwarmers on. and i'll be watching nip/tuck. with a unicorn in my pocket.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Bob Ross. Or more specifically, someone who has tapes [or the more fancy dvd variety] of B.Ross' show. He was also the only white man to correctly and righteously rock the afro. [in case you were wondering]
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hugs and love from your nascar trophy wifey!
WAIT THAT'S NOT HOW YOUR SPELL HER NAME
I AM SO SAD
value in them. also, i'd like to gently remind you
that i am still looking forward to my mixed tape. as
much as i'd like to be a benevolent madonna, i
most often have ulterior motivations behind such
acts of kindness. (heather's smile is fantastique.
it's where the clouds part and the good lord shines
down his light upon us mere, confused mortals.)
boom.
those choner rollerbladers riding
around Greenlake...those f'in idiots.
Heather stole my heart. Literally. She
reached into my chest and pulled it out
and showed it to me. still beating.
And then she wrote her name on it.
gimme some?
she is never around when i need her.
what a dick.
but I'm pretty sure that when I
introduce her to anyone, she's only
feigning a lack of recognition, to make
me feel better. She also likes new
words, but is already at least mildly
acquainted with most of them, too.