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Occupation:
selling my soul to get into grad school
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Hobbies and Interests:
coffee, making fun of anti-marajuana public service ads, psychology, cooking yummy vegetarian food, being a slut, and trying to prove and/or justify my existence in five words or less.
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Favorite Books:
anything by Tom Robbins or Kurt Vonnegut; Good Omens by someone; Guns, Germs and Steel by Jared Diamond; People's History of the USA by Howard Zinn; Skipping Towards Gommorah by Dan Savage; A Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
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Favorite Music:
Ani Difranco, Bob Dylan, Radiohead, Sublime, a bunch of jam bands, a bunch of classics, lil bit of punk and techno, i'm pretty eclectic here really.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Simpsons, Elimidate if there's betting and drinking amongst the audience, The Daily Show, The Sunday Night Sex Show, BBC World News, Kids in the Hall... but I don't get cable anymore, so what's the point of tv?
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About Me:
I have great tits. What more do you need to know? ;)
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Who I Want to Meet:
you, of course
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know. Everything that comes out of her
mouth is phenomenal and brilliant, but
the delivery is such that U don't Xpect
what U R about 2 hear... "Did U know
that in the 1800's the British Royal
Navy..." [direct quote]. Plus she just
loves 2 have sex. Can anyone blame her?
Emily's splendid rack. I suppose I
would fuss about it myself, but when I
think of Emily's rack it reminds me of
my BLT going on. I know, you're
thinking BLT the popular deli
sandwhich, but alas in my case it means
Bigger Left Tit going on. I'm going to
go curl up in my closet and sleep for a
few days, okay.
smart. But the smart thing is never as
interesting as great tits. So
basically, she's just been invalidated
as an intellectual because of her great
tits.
How do ya like them apples!?
bit to be sustained over the years.
This is one of the exceptions,
considering the only thing I have had
to endure with Emily was that long
period of being brutally duct taped to
her for the amusement of others. Oh
yeah, and those awesome breasts of
hers. Now that's another thing I've had
to endure for knowing Emily. Those
gorgeous mammaries are my cross to
bear. We get into such brilliant
debate, but I oftentimes have to stop
them from interrupting my thought
processes. Shrewd move mammaries.
semester! Yay! I'm totally writing this
testimonial like I'm stupid! Yay! This
isn't a testimonial it's a testicle!
Yay! One time Emily and I got free
cinnamon flavored shots from some
dreaded guy in a bar with a tree
growing out of the floor and then we
ate vegetarian pizza! Yay! But that's
not all, she's way smart too! Yay!